The F word

bails87
bails87 Posts: 12,998
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Why it's wrong!
:shock:
:lol:
MTB/CX

"As I said last time, it won't happen again."

Comments

  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    Twang!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    oh how very very wrong, and thats just the fixie without the owners stupidity
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • It might help if he was wearing boxers -.-
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    ...or as well as removing his free wheel and gears he could remove his bozwollox.
  • he was wearing normal shorts and no boxers?
    only a fixie rider would do this.

    Wonder if a lime and string would solve his problems?
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,372
    I often twang a nadger

    Haha.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    It's nature's way of telling people they shouldn't ride fixies.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    It's natures way of eliminating fixie riders from the gene pool.
    What a bunch of sheepscunts.
  • Have just added my thoughts to that thread...
    Have you all considered self sterilisation to stop you from passing your evil fixie genes to your unfortunate offspring.

    Fixies = just plain wrong.
  • Have just added my thoughts to that thread...
    Have you all considered self sterilisation to stop you from passing your evil fixie genes to your unfortunate offspring.

    Fixies = just plain wrong.


    After Jay got told off for posting his thoughts in that very same thread....

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  • Cwnt that made me laugh and throw up at the same time and that was exactly what i was thinking, see you soon rupert :)
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    From the Thread
    Norky wrote:
    Duct tape scrotum to your belly. Job done.

    PODT! :D
  • Boo! They deleted my post! Poor sports...
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
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    laughed hard :lol::lol:
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Boo! They deleted my post! Poor sports...
    Seems the area outside the MTB section is pretty stuck up themselves. No sense of humour, or humility.
    I mean, how seriously can they take riding fixies? Bloody hell.
    Even the road section played along with the dildo shorts thing :lol:
  • Seems that the non-MTB forums attitude follows the real life attitude of non-MTB riders.

    No humour, stuck up, pretentious, arrogant twacunts. :evil:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Have a gander at this and check out the reception some bloke got when he accidentally stopped his car part way into one of those advanced stop line things at traffic lights. Un-feckinbelievable...
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12716445&highlight=upset
    Even got a few MTB'ers involved :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    To be fair this :( happened on wednesday to a woman down the road from me, and on a road I use for work pretty often. I think $hit drivers tend to get away with an awful lot :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I got shouted at and given the single finger salute by an old fat bearded bloke on a road bike in full team colours day before yesterday.
    I was just driving to work, on my side of the road, and he gestured at me to move to the side, and started shouting something or other.
    There was a good 12 foot of road for him, but he seemed he wanted me to be in the field next to the road for him to pass safely.
    Anyway, as he passed, he stuck his middle finger at me, and screamed yet more indecipherable crap at me.
    I actually checked the clock on the car, to see if I had enough time to get out and lay this fu**er out cold, unfortunately I didn't so I carried on to work.
    What a sheepscunt.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    True, but a completely different situation - the bloke in the link I posted was stationary at traffic lights and wasn't a danger to anyone....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Yeah, but if he can't see a huge expanse of green tarmac then he shouldn't be on the road....
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Sounds like you're in the wrong forum :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Sounds like you're in the wrong forum :wink:

    I know! :lol:

    I was almost squashed by some dopey old woman on the way home from an MTB ride the other day. I'm still annoyed! :P
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • I fücking hate it when arsehole roadies ride on twisty A country roads, causing massive tailbacks because there is no where to overtake that isn't a blind bend.

    They might enjoy riding on roads, but it's at the inconvenience of hundreds of road users getting held up by these selfish cünts.

    At least MTBers do it out of the way of everyone else.