How would you change the world?
Cleat Eastwood
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I'd make cows wear glasses to look clever
Stupid cow
Clever Cow
Stupid cow
Clever Cow
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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kill you two0
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Cleat Eastwood wrote:
That looks like Michael Caine.0 -
Make more down hills and less up hills+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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id end all wars.0
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jay12 wrote:make cycling a lot less expensive
It's not that expensive. I get all my bikes from next to lamp posts and in bike sheds.
People just seem to leave them there for me to take at leisure. I sell them when they bore me and take another free one.
The only thing it cost me was £20 for a set of bolt croppers but I made that back when I sold my first shockwave.+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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I'd introduce Sheepsteeth's Law, meaning everyon had to have the same attitude to sexy time with everyone else as sheepsteeth ie everyone would want to have a go on everyone else (subject to sexuality choice)0
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Fewer cars (no cars allowed to be fitted with blue LEDs, silly spoilers, etc)
Bouncy castles on every street and free for all (everyone loves bouncy castles)
A 4 day week rather than the 5 day for same pay (increase productivity)
IQ tests to determine if people can have PCs
keep old people who like to walk on cycle paths and who get narky to their own wee bit of land away from everyone else. That way no one gets narked offFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Coatbridgeguy wrote:IQ tests to determine if people should have kids0
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as a one off deal and part of the human initiation ceremony put a shot of ayahuasca in every sippy cup on the planet0
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Wouldn't that leave you surplus to requirements? You might end up working in a council office or something :shock:sheepsteeth wrote:id end all wars.
If I could change the world, I'd have some better bloody weather.
And have Alpine style gondola uplifted freeride parks in every half-decent mountain range.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Wouldn't that leave you surplus to requirements? You might end up working in a council office or something :shock:sheepsteeth wrote:id end all wars.
If I could change the world, I'd have some better bloody weather.
And have Alpine style gondola uplifted freeride parks in every half-decent mountain range.
i was of course joking.0 -
i'd make whiskey free and everyone shall have a monkey, but it would only apply to me so i'd have free whiskey and a monkey, making my life much better and me not needing to care about the rest of the world
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Oh, I'd also make apples taste exactly like, and have the same exact consistency as oranges.
So that when you peeled an apple, you would effectively have an orange inside the peel.
I wouldn't tell anyone I'd changed it, leaving for a period of mass befuddlement.
That would confuse people, especially people comparing apples to oranges.
Then, just as everyone's getting used to it, I'd do the opposite, and make oranges be exactly like apples inside.
Oh, and all Orange bikes, except the ones coloured orange would taste of blackcurrant if you licked them, and would make "phoooom" noises whenever you launched off a drop more than 12" in height.0 -
All fat people should be jolly, or they shall be harvested as an alternative to coalGenesis Altitude
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