72 Yr old Sportsman for Comm.Games.

Splottboy
Splottboy Posts: 3,693
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
There is a bowls player being chosen to the Commonwealth Games bowls team.

He is 72 yrs of age, a prolific sportsman and his name is...

( No, I can't....I'm laughing much too much. Just give me a minute, please...)

His name is - No, stop it... - WILLY WOOD...

( Oh, my ribs are killing me, Ha Ha!!! )

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    LAWL! Oh that's going to be giving the commentators a nightmare:

    "Willy Wood's just got his balls together in the inner ring"

    :lol:
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    OH! Stop it Butty, I nearly just split my tea over the laptop !!!

    ( "And Willy Wood, is picking up his best wood.
    Now, he's polishing his biggest, best wood for this final play...
    Have you EVER seen such a huge, shiney, beautiful wood everyone?
    CUM ON Willy, get your wood in their, mate.
    Split those balls all over the place...

    OH My, he's Willy has sneaked his wood into a tiny CRACK !
    Well done, Willy, give that wood a kiss for me, matey!" )



    OH! OH!...My Side, My Sides...I've burst My Sides... LOL !!!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Easily entertained, aren't you?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Scotlands Commonwealth Games Bowls sportsman, Willy Wood, is proud to be sponsored

    By...VIAGRA.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    I am amazed you are all not getting your best Willys out...

    Jokes, that is.

    Come on, I'm getting bored...
  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    No.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    "Australians have to move Willy out the way to get to their balls"
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    And now on BBC1, we're just in time to see Willy jacking off.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Nice...

    Very nice.

    Can't you throw a few "See You Willy" jokes in, or commentary by Willy Carson?

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