FAO: Sheepsteeth...

El Capitano
El Capitano Posts: 6,400
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
So, here's a question for you. As you're so fond of saying:
i would like to have a go on her.

Who would be your ideal woman (or man, sheep, camel, whatever takes your fancy...) ?

:D
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    good question well presented.

    my favorite bird of all time is alicia silverstone, i would love to have a right old fashioned go on her, big sticks, no messtins, sideways!

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    once her knees are knackered out i would move on to julianne moore:



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    who ever managed to pull me out of her would be proclaimed as the king of england.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good call... :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    now, where did i put that lime and string?
  • stretch your legs and you might find it :oops:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    stretch your legs and you might find it :oops:

    post of the day, nice work.
  • :roll: Let me guess, you guys actually don't spend much time socialising away from a computer screen, and if you saw a genuine, normal woman in real life you'd probably wet yourselves through a combination of excitement, nervousness and an acknowledgment of your own inadequacy. :twisted:
  • :roll: Let me guess, you guys actually don't spend much time socialising away from a computer screen, and if you saw a genuine, normal woman in real life you'd probably wet yourselves through a combination of excitement, nervousness and an acknowledgment of your own inadequacy. :twisted:

    Whats why i stay in doors m'dear
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    :roll: Let me guess, you guys actually don't spend much time socialising away from a computer screen, and if you saw a genuine, normal woman in real life you'd probably wet yourselves through a combination of excitement, nervousness and an acknowledgment of your own inadequacy. :twisted:

    i wouldnt because i have a wife who lets me fuck her pretty much whenever i want.
  • Wow, classy... :shock:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    she is, im not, but she wasnt looking for a classy bloke, she was looking for a superb swordsman who blows things up for a living.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    Wow, classy... :shock:

    you are clearly new here and sound like a lesbian, you do have your own wimminz section if this bit isn't good enough for you. but this place does grow on you once you tune in to it :lol:
  • Fight! Fight! Fight...... :twisted:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    :roll: Let me guess, you guys actually don't spend much time socialising away from a computer screen, and if you saw a genuine, normal woman in real life you'd probably wet yourselves through a combination of excitement, nervousness and an acknowledgment of your own inadequacy. :twisted:
    Er, what?
    Do you seriously not know how men behave in a crowd of men?

    Oh, and if you are a lesbian or not, then who would YOU like to have a go on?
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    There's only 2 things me and the Missus fight over:

    1. Sex.

    2. Money.

    I still think she's charging me too much...
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    PSA: Frankie Sandford...simply stunning.

    And for the female-anist, there is nothing i wouldnt do for this woman. Id hold doors open, cook and clean for her, have deep and meaningful conversations till 4am, buy her shiney bike parts....and drink her bath water if she wanted.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    2 things:

    1: i'd eat her shit

    2: id like to have a go on her.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    just remembered a third: id like to leave her in a ditch with her head pointing backwards.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    :roll: Let me guess, you guys actually don't spend much time socialising away from a computer screen, and if you saw a genuine, normal woman in real life you'd probably wet yourselves through a combination of excitement, nervousness and an acknowledgment of your own inadequacy. :twisted:

    Can't see us loosing too much urine with you around love.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Just two litttle words... Katy Mc Cracken.

    Google her, she's on the Ozzie "Aerobics" show.
    She looked great as a Blonde in 2003/05, but think she's gone Brunette now.

    5ft 3ins, 35in chest, BUT, and it's a nice butt, a really tiny waist.

    ( No, I'm NOT Stalking her...yet.)

    She is my Dream Babe, and thinking back, I've been out with a few look-a-likes.
    Must be the "Type" I go for.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Splottboy wrote:
    Just two litttle words... Katy Mc Cracken.

    Google her,
    Erm, I did, this comes up. Are you feeling ok?
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    this comes up too.

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    Faj?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Well, I did take 2 Tramadol last night...
  • What I would like to know is.....


    Sheepsteeth, would you?...................

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  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    with or without hair?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    get your goggles on sally, there's a storm wind blowing!!!

    i would do her, no question. i would also do her/our daughter.
  • get your goggles on sally, there's a storm wind blowing!!!

    i would do her, no question. i would also do her/our daughter.

    it'd be wrong, but why not?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    smaaaaaaash.
  • Mancunianfightingcat
    Mancunianfightingcat Posts: 2,054
    edited August 2010
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    thaaats my girl!!!