You know you have been off your bike too long when....
Wallace1492
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You pass a rather attractive girl, and while still pedaling, glance up and left to try and see her reflection in the "mirror" but as you are on a bike, aint no mirror there!
"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
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Wallace1492 wrote:You pass a rather attractive girl, and while still pedaling, glance up and left to try and see her reflection in the "mirror" but as you are on a bike, aint no mirror there!
Always fails anyway even when you're in your car, they're too small by then for proper appreciation; we need special ogling spots on our mirrors.0 -
your legs stop aching.This post contains traces of nuts.0
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You forget to unclip :oops:0
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The ride on the bus doesn't annoy you at being too long."This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
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You decide to jump the pedestrian red light, as there is no-one crossing, the roads are quiet and it is uphill..... you then realise you are actually driving a car and skid to a halt, alarming a passing fox...."Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0
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I hope you apologised to the fox!0
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You try to freewheel on a fixie.....0
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You forget which is front brake, back brake... :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Wallace1492 wrote:You pass a rather attractive girl, and while still pedaling, glance up and left to try and see her reflection in the "mirror" but as you are on a bike, aint no mirror there!
I do this all the time, not at attractive girls tho, I'm married. Ooh wild swimming with alice roberts is on tonight 8)Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
Vitus Sentier VRS - 20170 -
Conversely, when you haven't used PT for a good while, as you approach the turnstiles, you momentarily forget what to do with your Oystercard. :oops:1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Also I occasionally go to start filtering when I drive my car to work, luckily I always stop myself before I cause any serious damageSaracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
Vitus Sentier VRS - 20170 -
dondare wrote:prawny wrote:Also I occasionally go to start filtering when I drive my car to work, luckily I always stop myself before I cause any serious damage
I get the urge to filter when I'm driving on motorways.
Colombian, Brazilian or Kenyan?Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
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JonGinge wrote:
actually quite funny ginge for you...Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]0 -
You drop down 10 places in the SCR stats in just a few weeks..... its ruthless there!!"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0
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dondare wrote:prawny wrote:Also I occasionally go to start filtering when I drive my car to work, luckily I always stop myself before I cause any serious damage
I get the urge to filter when I'm driving on motorways.
I get the urge to drive along bus lanes - again, have always managed to prevent myself. So far.Misguided Idealist0 -
...you get on and wait for the glow plug light to go out....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0