Tokyo's oldest man dead for thirty years

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Nice try: Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

Authorities grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody".
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His family must have known he has been dead all these years
Priceless

Alex

So he's not Tokyo's oldest man, is he.

Splottboy

I had some "weird" relatives in Cardiff, and we used to go visit them.

One guy, "Uncle George" used to sit there and barely move, I thought he was dead!
Just used to mumble a few incomprehensible words, and my Dad used to mimic him in the car on the way home, and me and my brother would piss ourselves laughing.

Georges grandson, who was a total weirdo as a kid, and was put into a "home", was once found wandering around the Cardiff suburbs at 4am, carrying a kit bag.

Police stopped him, opened the bag, and found...a cabbage.

Families, eh?

bails87

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 007302961/

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projectsome

:shock:

nicklouse

now the oldest woman is missing!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10848254

they are very careless with their old people.

Splottboy

Maybe she gone to do Triathlon?

Cleat Eastwood

She's in Rhyl.

stubs

Doh dont these nips know anything. What you do is buy one of those long chest freezers and pop the old dear in whilst they are still fresh. Its best if they are still warm in fact the warmer the better they are going to die anyway. Then when the authorities are coming round pop them out the night before warm them up a bit and say oh we are sorry granddad was so looking forward to meeting you but hes having a nap know can you come back next year. This can go on for years I got the info from the Josef Fritzel book of home economics.

Anonymous

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

She's in Rhyl.

my mum?