do mtb riders dress like complete....
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.......sheepscunts?
i can only assume this is the case as the last few freebies on mbuk have been some webbo flip flops, a websters belt and and pair of specs designed to make you look like a bellend.
i can only assume this is the case as the last few freebies on mbuk have been some webbo flip flops, a websters belt and and pair of specs designed to make you look like a bellend.
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sheepsteeth wrote:.......sheepscunts?
i can only assume this is the case as the last few freebies on mbuk have been some webbo flip flops, a websters belt and and pair of specs designed to make you look like a bellend.
... as mrfmilo, jay12, and peter413 ar suitably embarassed now, and head off to get changed...
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I think they've put a roadie in charge of the freebies.
Once they've rolled out the full ensemble, they'll mount a revenge attack on the crudcatcher and rip us to pieces.0 -
erm ok.. i only got this months mbuk and the specs are somewhere where i don't knowThe Big Cheese wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:.......sheepscunts?
i can only assume this is the case as the last few freebies on mbuk have been some webbo flip flops, a websters belt and and pair of specs designed to make you look like a bellend.
... as mrfmilo, jay12, and peter413 ar suitably embarassed now, and head off to get changed...[/b] ( and no, not my ar$e but they deserve to be) 0 -
no one was going to suggest they were up your ar5e, we're not children thank you very much.
plus there wouldnt be room up there with the lime on a string.0 -
The belt is acceptable for use with jeans and a hoodie, didn't get the flip flops (but would have thrown them straight in the bin anyway) and the glasses are indeed websters.
If I wanted fashion items I would buy Cosmopolitan. I don't. I want my free gifts to be useful things like tyre levers, chainstay protectors and allen key sets.
We don't all dress like fücking dirt jumpers, with their little sisters jeans on! Some of us actually dress like respectable pillars of society.
Please, stop it with the chad fashion!0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:no one was going to suggest they were up your ar5e, we're not children thank you very much.
plus there wouldnt be room up there with the lime on a string.
so thats what you're on about with the lime + string!!
been trying to figure that one out all day!
Anyways, the belt is ok... holding my jeans up. The glasses went straight in the bin though.
Lookng forward to the wallet next month... I need a new one and i'm a cheapscnut when it comes to buying stuff like that!0 -
Slightly off topic, but how come I have this, September, Issue of MBUK, when I bought it in July?
There's an entire month in between.0 -
The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:no one was going to suggest they were up your ar5e, we're not children thank you very much.
plus there wouldnt be room up there with the lime on a string.
so thats what you're on about with the lime + string!!
been trying to figure that one out all day!
Anyways, the belt is ok... holding my jeans up. The glasses went straight in the bin though.
Lookng forward to the wallet next month... I need a new one and i'm a cheapscnut when it comes to buying stuff like that!
the lime story can be found here0 -
just found out those glasses dont look that bad once you get them on
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sheepsteeth wrote:The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:no one was going to suggest they were up your ar5e, we're not children thank you very much.
plus there wouldnt be room up there with the lime on a string.
so thats what you're on about with the lime + string!!
been trying to figure that one out all day!
Anyways, the belt is ok... holding my jeans up. The glasses went straight in the bin though.
Lookng forward to the wallet next month... I need a new one and i'm a cheapscnut when it comes to buying stuff like that!
the lime story can be found here
Oh ffs its me quoted when your talking about the lime, people are gonna think im a bandit now
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Free wallet?The Northern Monkey wrote:Lookng forward to the wallet next month... I need a new one and i'm a cheapscnut when it comes to buying stuff like that!
Hmm, I could do with that. I'm also a cheap snut when it comes to buying things like that. I still use a southpark wallet I was given when I was 17
I got told to "gorw up" in Morrisons garage when paying for fuel once when the old woman behind the counter saw my wallet. Bloody cheek.0 -
The Big Cheese wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:.......sheepscunts?
i can only assume this is the case as the last few freebies on mbuk have been some webbo flip flops, a websters belt and and pair of specs designed to make you look like a bellend.
... as mrfmilo, jay12, and peter413 ar suitably embarassed now, and head off to get changed...[/b] Yes the glasses are ghey, but the belt is fine and works, so I wear it 
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Didn't get the flip flops, like the belt but hate the glasses
I'm not going to deny I have shoot dress sense but TBH, I really don't care0 -
hah i havnt even taken the cardboard off of the belt yet so if anyone wants one...on the other hand some twat at tescos stole the sunglasses out of the remaining three mags there..i wanted them :x0
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Mynameisdann wrote:hah i havnt even taken the cardboard off of the belt yet so if anyone wants one...on the other hand some fool at tescos stole the sunglasses out of the remaining three mags there..i wanted them :x
I'll take the belt if you don't want it - used all my other decent ones to make camera mounts :oops: 0 -
Allright ill take it to work get it packaged and try and send it out to you :d0
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Mynameisdann wrote:Allright ill take it to work get it packaged and try and send it out to you :d
PM me your paypal address and i'll cover postage
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anyone who's tight enough to wear fashion freebies from a MTB mag is complete webbo.
get a grip people. 0 -
hah i dont have paypal mate, no worries i think itll only cost a couple of quid anyway, or i could dhl it to you for free on my end upto you0
