So the wife text me....

badly_dubbed

saying shes leaving me today, not happy blah blah doesnt feel the same about me anymore etc etc blah

anyone want to get pissed?

supersonic

Dunno what to say mate!

blister pus

if that's out of the blue - any gutless cvnt who 'texts' information of that nature (or redundancy notice) isn't worth a flying fuck. p!ss on them. cheap scum. you're better off without.

Anonymous

by text? you're not married to a man are you?

the only way to soften the blow is this:



and this



tied on the end of a short length of this



and the ability to sit like this:

bails87

Bloody hell, that's rubbish. Having a read of this might help, someone on the road side of the forum in a similar situation.

Anonymous

bails87 wrote:

Bloody hell, that's rubbish. Having a read of this might help, someone on the road side of the forum in a similar situation.

but more importantly, lime, string, knot and soles of you feet together.

bails87

sheepsteeth wrote:

bails87 wrote:

Bloody hell, that's rubbish. Having a read of this might help, someone on the road side of the forum in a similar situation.

but more importantly, lime, string, knot and soles of you feet together.

obviously!

Anonymous

badly_dubbed wrote:

saying shes leaving me today, not happy blah blah doesnt feel the same about me anymore etc etc blah

anyone want to get pissed?

Sorry to hear that. What a shite way to be told, by text? :evil:

jay12

that sucks. and by text...thats low

broken weeble

Been there, done that 2 years ago on Wednesday 4th (Wedding anniversary!!)

Locks changed while i was at work and 2 bags of clothes on the door step.

Oh well, it could be worse...

Oh wait, it was a lot lot worse

:evil:

Northwind

That's rotten I got dumped by text once, but it was nothing very serious. It turns out the only thing more cutting than dumping someone by text is responding "Oh, OK".

Hope it works out for you.

Anonymous

A girl thought she'd broken up with me once, but she hadn't.
I'd been working away for a few days, and when I got back, I went to her flat and went to give her a hug.
she asked what the hell did I think I was doing? "I broke up with you two days ago, after that big argument"

"But I've been away for a week and haven't seen you, or spoken to you?!?"

Apparently, she thought we'd broken up as she's dreamt it. Stupid cow.

Gazlar

Thats a rough way to find out, go out, immerse yourself in cheap floosies for the week, then text her the resulting phonecam footage

Revenge is a fantastic weapon

tlw1

yeehaamcgee wrote:

A girl thought she'd broken up with me once, but she hadn't.
I'd been working away for a few days, and when I got back, I went to her flat and went to give her a hug.
she asked what the hell did I think I was doing? "I broke up with you two days ago, after that big argument"

"But I've been away for a week and haven't seen you, or spoken to you?!?"

Apparently, she thought we'd broken up as she's dreamt it. Stupid cow.

and been sleeping around because she "thought" she was single...............

projectsome

blister pus wrote:

if that's out of the blue - any gutless cvnt who 'texts' information of that nature (or redundancy notice) isn't worth a flying fark. p!ss on them. cheap scum. you're better off without.

+1

what a cnut. :evil:

Have you spoken to her since? Did she actually send the text or was one of her friends being a d!ck??

MissBint37

So sorry mate, a girlfriend dumping you that way is bad enough...but a wife!!! WTF.
I was dumped from a LTR by email....t0sser!

It seems pointless to say 'oh are you ok...blah blah blah' becsue clearly you won't be. But I hope every day that passes makes you feel slightly better!

However if the bee-yatch is nasty enough to ditch you by text when you are MARRIED, maybe you are better off without her!

broken weeble

MissBint37 wrote:

So sorry mate, a girlfriend dumping you that way is bad enough...but a wife!!! WTF.
I was dumped from a LTR by email....t0sser!

It seems pointless to say 'oh are you ok...blah blah blah' becsue clearly you won't be. But I hope every day that passes makes you feel slightly better!

However if the bee-yatch is nasty enough to ditch you by text when you are MARRIED, maybe you are better off without her!

I was well and truly screwed over tbh, i knew things were a bit dodgy at times, but you have to work at things and i thought it was getting better.
Turns out she was knocking boots with her Boss, but i never found this out till i had signed the house over to her, realised every penny we owed was in my name and she "kindly" lets me see my kids at weekend :evil:
And then she decided i wasnt paying enough maintenance (but had given her the house, paying all the loans etc and £100a month for the kids) that she got the CSA involved

Still the Bankruptcy hearing is next week, so its all good

The best bit is, when i tore my tendon and got made redundant, well she phoned me up screaming saying "i did it all on purpose so i didnt have to give her money" :shock:

starkee

My (ex ) wife did the same to me.... she came in from work, went upstairs and then text me to say much the same " not working, don't feel the same blah blah " went up to talk to her the door had had a lock fitted so i couldn't get in !! That was just the start of the next few years of " FUN " i was about to endure...... :shock:

Alex

I think the main problem here is that all your wives were seeing me. Normal men can't compare.

VWsurfbum

Alex wrote:

I think the main problem here is that all your wives were seeing me. Normal men can't compare.

I see the new BMW is having the desired effect on you then?
i bet they all swoon to you at the traffic lights now, and when you get out your car you have to beat them all back with a big stick

OP it really sucks being dumped like that, but the quicker you bounce back the more it will annoy her 8)

Anonymous

Alex wrote:

I think the main problem here is that all your wives were seeing me. Normal men can't compare.

you are a very cool rad dude

Kitty

The coolest rad-est dude ever. There's pictures to prove it.

bails87

Kitty wrote:

The coolest rad-est dude ever. There's pictures to prove it.

These pictures?

Anonymous

no, theres a very specific picture, its very cool and rad.

Cleat Eastwood

You'll have to change your user name to Badly Dumped.

Women are all the same mate...can't live with 'em.....er thats it really.

77ric

badly_dubbed

i went through it a couple of years ago, wife came to pick me up from work, with a boot full of "my" possessions. told me she had been having an affair and it was over between us, out of the blue. but by text that is low.

as some one said to me when it happened "yours is not the first marriage to break up, and it wont be your last" well so far the first half is true. i managed to pull my life back together and after a while being single, and trying to dick as many girls (well managed 2 including the now ex-wife) as i could i am now in a good and happy relationship, and when i say happy i mean happier than my marriage was too.

anyway what i am trying to say is, it will hurt less in time, try not to be bitter about it after all life is too short. enjoy the single life when your ready, and all the answers are NOT at the bottom of the bottle, although getting there may be fun.