Thank God for Sky Plus!

Splottboy

Mrs out, older kid gone to birthday do, youngster out with his mates. PEACE and QUIET!

Taped "Ice Station Zebra" recently.

Now for a cuppa, tub of Strawaberry Cheescake ice cream, 3 dogs are asleep...

I can even fastforward the crappy adverts.

BLISS!

Anonymous

for real bliss what you need is:



and this



tied on the end of a short length of this



and the ability to sit like this:

Splottboy

Oh, I forgot my Morrisons Chocolate Wafer too. Sorry!

That Lime would look nice, sliced up in a glass of crushed ice and Disaronno...

psymon

ice cream, cup of tea, disaronno...........woo woo?

Mynameisdann

sheepsteeth wrote:

for real bliss what you need is:



and this



tied on the end of a short length of this



and the ability to sit like this:

Stop stop stop

Anonymous

c'maaaaaan, give it a try, its meant to be lovely.

chedabob

Dare I ask what you're supposed to do with the lime on a string?

Anonymous

tie the un knotted end of the string around the lime, tie the not round your big toe whilst sat like the man in the last picture.

shove the lime up your ar5e

have alovely wank and as you reach the end and your legs go straight, the lime gets pulled out of your ar5e

Splottboy

Is this what Sherlock Holmes said when he shoved a Lemon up Watson's butt?

"Lemon-entry, my dear Watson..."

Anonymous

Splottboy wrote:

Is this what Sherlock Holmes said when he shoved a Lemon up Watson's butt?

"Lemon-entry, my dear Watson..."

depends on whos toe the string was tied round :shock:

Splottboy

The idea of a citrus fruit up me butt doesn't A-PEEL to me.

Last think up my butt, was a thermometer whilst being tested in Bangor Uni Sports Science lab. Assessment for the effects of extreme temperatures on T-Cells.

2 hrs at 60% Vo2 Max. First week at Minus 7 degrees. 2nd at plus 30 degrees...