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Thank God for Sky Plus!

SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Mrs out, older kid gone to birthday do, youngster out with his mates. PEACE and QUIET!

Taped "Ice Station Zebra" recently.

Now for a cuppa, tub of Strawaberry Cheescake ice cream, 3 dogs are asleep...

I can even fastforward the crappy adverts.

BLISS!

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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    for real bliss what you need is:

    lime.jpg

    and this

    fig62.gif

    tied on the end of a short length of this

    ball_of_string.jpg

    and the ability to sit like this:

    02GroinStretch.jpg
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
    Oh, I forgot my Morrisons Chocolate Wafer too. Sorry!

    That Lime would look nice, sliced up in a glass of crushed ice and Disaronno...
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    ice cream, cup of tea, disaronno...........woo woo?
  • MynameisdannMynameisdann Posts: 665
    for real bliss what you need is:

    lime.jpg

    and this

    fig62.gif

    tied on the end of a short length of this

    ball_of_string.jpg

    and the ability to sit like this:

    02GroinStretch.jpg

    Stop stop stop
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    c'maaaaaan, give it a try, its meant to be lovely.
  • chedabobchedabob Posts: 1,133
    Dare I ask what you're supposed to do with the lime on a string?
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    tie the un knotted end of the string around the lime, tie the not round your big toe whilst sat like the man in the last picture.

    shove the lime up your ar5e

    have alovely censored and as you reach the end and your legs go straight, the lime gets pulled out of your ar5e
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
    Is this what Sherlock Holmes said when he shoved a Lemon up Watson's butt?

    "Lemon-entry, my dear Watson..."
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    Splottboy wrote:
    Is this what Sherlock Holmes said when he shoved a Lemon up Watson's butt?

    "Lemon-entry, my dear Watson..."

    depends on whos toe the string was tied round :shock:
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
    The idea of a citrus fruit up me butt doesn't A-PEEL to me.

    Last think up my butt, was a thermometer whilst being tested in Bangor Uni Sports Science lab. Assessment for the effects of extreme temperatures on T-Cells.

    2 hrs at 60% Vo2 Max. First week at Minus 7 degrees. 2nd at plus 30 degrees...
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