Anyone any idea about whats wrong with me???

Jimbob_no5

Got a pain round my bladder area and it damn well hurts, doesn't hurt when i pea but its not exactly a pleasant feeling, ive looked on the NHS direct website and doesn't suggest anything or even have anything to do with bladders anyone any ideas please???

jay12

worms

rubins4

Probably herpes.

Anonymous

sounds alot like aids and i should know, my wife is a nurse.

Jimbob_no5

serious replies would be helpfull please

Anonymous

This is the crudcather, chances are you've either got aids or worms. Or worse, worm-aids.

Kitty

Could still be a UTI, or a rare chance of gall stones even?

Most likely worms.

kaytronika

24hr walk in centre if you're genuinely worried.
Hard to diagnose over the internet... Even harder because I'm not a doctor.

If you were buying canned goods from popular food companies I might be more use.

cat_with_no_tail

Jimbob_no5 wrote:

serious replies would be helpfull please

Go to the doctor if you want a medical diagnosis.

Otherwise, Aids or Worms, take your pick.

Anonymous

toothpick fish?

Jimbob_no5

i would go to the doctors but i have no way of getting there from my house, and im a few miles away from the hospital which is the doctors

Kitty

If your in that much pain get a taxi there, otherwise wait until you can cadge a lift of someone.

kaytronika

Ride?

Kitty

To be honest you'd be at the bottom of the triage list and to be seen by doctors so if it's busy you'll be waiting a very long time. But sounds like you do need your urine dipsticking to look for signs of infection and they could give you anti-biotics there and then.

cat_with_no_tail

kaytronika wrote:

MTFU?

this

Kiblams

Have you had your apendix out?

Anonymous

seriously, my wife is a nurse and she guarantees that it is the first sign of aids

big sticks, no mess-tins, sideways.

projectsome

0845 4647

or

Anonymous

Kiblams wrote:

Have you had your apendix out?

Only twice.

ol\'gregg

cat aids?

stubs

Could be a hernia have you got a lump in the groin area

Gazlar

is it around your back/bladder area, like a really bad stitch that doesnt go away if you double up? My guess is maybe a kidney stone

but really, do as Kitty says, go and get professional help and dont rely on us losers, because at the mo, by Crudcather diagnosis you've got everything from a broken b0110ck to a dose of th Mark Fowlers

Anonymous

i can not stress enough how important it is that you get someone to give you a lift to the hosptal if that is your nearest clinic.

i really think you have contracted aids.