Vegetarians

projectsome

My food poos on your food

Tolk

I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

nicklouse

are quite nice marinaded.

Raymondavalon

Vegetarianism does not compute. God put all animals on earth to be sacrificed twice.
Once in the abattoir and the second time on my dinner plate.

projectsome

Tolk wrote:

I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

did you make her eat meat for a month?

cat_with_no_tail

projectsome wrote:

Tolk wrote:

I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

did you make her eat meat for a month?

or just some pork sword?

Tolk

She was a go-er actually, bit of a schitso, but most of the fit ones tend to be!

Anonymous

i regularly have a go on a vegetarian.

Anonymous

Tolk wrote:

I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

Surely if she's finding vegetarianism hard, she shouldn't be one?

woodnut

projectsome wrote:

My food poos on your food

It's not often I eat grass though? :?

Anonymous

wife is a hippy, i mean, vegetarian and she has never eaten grass as far as i know.

Kiblams

I ate grass once.

That is all

Anonymous

I've also eaten grass.

Anonymous

i have ingested grass after a fashion i would suppose.

blister pus

i ate privet bush leaves trying to impress a girl when i was in junior school - and had to have my stomach pumped after.

Anonymous

Nah, this was a cake. A grass cake, if you will.

psymon

i ate a cig. it was auful.

that is all.









oh and one of them black dog biscuits

Anonymous

I've eaten catfood when I was really drunk once. With some Uncle Ben's rice.
I thought it was a tin of curry.
I can't remember if it was any good or not, so it can't have been that bad.

Anonymous

i ate a dog sausage a few weeks ago, that is definately not a euphemism by the way. i was ok, tasted like a hotdog sausage but it needed loads of salt.

*AL*

psymon wrote:

i ate a cig. it was auful.

that is all.

Was it new, or used ?

A 'previously enjoyed' cigarette tastes truly disgusting.

psymon

oh and we spent the best part of 2 billion years to get to where we are in the food chain. veggies are taking us one step back.

Anonymous

If we were meant to be veggies, we'd have a massive appendix and no canines.

Anonymous

yeehaamcgee wrote:

If we were meant to be veggies, we'd have a massive appendix and no canines.

plus, animals wouldnt be made out of delicious edible meat.

Anonymous

They might be made out of chocolate instead though. That would be cool.

Mancunianfightingcat

And god wouldn't have invented butchers and sharp knives!.....Duuuuuuh!

psymon

chocolate bacon?
pass


i'll stick with pig flavour.



i had a mate who was veggie yet his bird was normal, i think he was retarded.

Anonymous

Mancunianfightingcat wrote:

And god wouldn't have invented butchers and sharp knives!.....Duuuuuuh!

if i didnt already have my job, id like to be a butcher. i think its a fascinating art.

psymon

butchers near me has a full on tranny working there!!!!
not a very good one at that.

they had posters up saying paul is now pauline (or summut like) please treat her like a woman ( and dont stare, probably )

think she gave me they eye once.


and i wouldnt.

Mancunianfightingcat

did they have special sausage on offer that week?

psymon

and meat balls!

Anonymous

psymon wrote:

paul is now pauline (or summut like) please treat her like a woman ( and dont stare, probably )

id like to treat her like a woman