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Vegetarians

projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
My food poos on your food :D
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  • TolkTolk Posts: 775
    I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    are quite nice marinaded.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Vegetarianism does not compute. God put all animals on earth to be sacrificed twice.
    Once in the abattoir and the second time on my dinner plate.
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Tolk wrote:
    I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

    did you make her eat meat for a month?
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  • cat_with_no_tailcat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Tolk wrote:
    I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!

    did you make her eat meat for a month?

    or just some pork sword?
  • TolkTolk Posts: 775
    :lol::lol: She was a go-er actually, bit of a schitso, but most of the fit ones tend to be!
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    i regularly have a go on a vegetarian.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    Tolk wrote:
    I was veggie one for a month, as my ex was one and she insisted it was hard to be a veggie. Farking easiest bet I ever won!
    Surely if she's finding vegetarianism hard, she shouldn't be one? :lol:
  • woodnutwoodnut Posts: 562
    My food poos on your food :D

    It's not often I eat grass though? :?
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    wife is a hippy, i mean, vegetarian and she has never eaten grass as far as i know.
  • KiblamsKiblams Posts: 2,423
    I ate grass once.

    That is all
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    I've also eaten grass.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    i have ingested grass after a fashion i would suppose.
  • blister pusblister pus Posts: 5,780
    i ate privet bush leaves trying to impress a girl when i was in junior school - and had to have my stomach pumped after.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    Nah, this was a cake. A grass cake, if you will.
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    i ate a cig. it was auful.

    that is all.









    oh and one of them black dog biscuits
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    I've eaten catfood when I was really drunk once. With some Uncle Ben's rice.
    I thought it was a tin of curry.
    I can't remember if it was any good or not, so it can't have been that bad.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    i ate a dog sausage a few weeks ago, that is definately not a euphemism by the way. i was ok, tasted like a hotdog sausage but it needed loads of salt.
  • *AL**AL* Posts: 1,185
    psymon wrote:
    i ate a cig. it was auful.

    that is all.

    Was it new, or used ?

    A 'previously enjoyed' cigarette tastes truly disgusting.
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    oh and we spent the best part of 2 billion years to get to where we are in the food chain. veggies are taking us one step back.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    If we were meant to be veggies, we'd have a massive appendix and no canines.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    If we were meant to be veggies, we'd have a massive appendix and no canines.

    plus, animals wouldnt be made out of delicious edible meat.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    They might be made out of chocolate instead though. That would be cool.
  • And god wouldn't have invented butchers and sharp knives!.....Duuuuuuh!
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    chocolate bacon?
    pass


    i'll stick with pig flavour.



    i had a mate who was veggie yet his bird was normal, i think he was retarded.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    And god wouldn't have invented butchers and sharp knives!.....Duuuuuuh!

    if i didnt already have my job, id like to be a butcher. i think its a fascinating art.
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    butchers near me has a full on tranny working there!!!!
    not a very good one at that.

    they had posters up saying paul is now pauline (or summut like) please treat her like a woman ( and dont stare, probably )

    think she gave me they eye once.


    and i wouldnt.
  • did they have special sausage on offer that week?
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    and meat balls!

    :lol:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    psymon wrote:
    paul is now pauline (or summut like) please treat her like a woman ( and dont stare, probably )




    id like to treat her like a woman
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