Naked trampoliner charged.
Splottboy
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Teletext reports that...
James Burden, 55, of Falkirk, was charged with "shameless indecency" after his neigbour saw him jumping up and down on a trampoline in his garden, at 5am on 25th March. Police were called and he was arrested.
He apparently had his "manhood" in one hand, and a cigarette in the other...
( I would have thought that at 5am, in March, in Falkirk, they would have been a...
lack of evidence !)
The whole case seems like a loada bollocks to me.
( I went out with a Tramp, Pauline once, everyone had a jump on her too...)
James Burden, 55, of Falkirk, was charged with "shameless indecency" after his neigbour saw him jumping up and down on a trampoline in his garden, at 5am on 25th March. Police were called and he was arrested.
He apparently had his "manhood" in one hand, and a cigarette in the other...
( I would have thought that at 5am, in March, in Falkirk, they would have been a...
lack of evidence !)
The whole case seems like a loada bollocks to me.
( I went out with a Tramp, Pauline once, everyone had a jump on her too...)
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Hopefully they'll bang him up so he can't inflict anymore of his terrible 'comedy' on us...0
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he sounds like a legend.0
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RupertCommunicator wrote:Hopefully they'll bang him up so he can't inflict anymore of his terrible 'comedy' on us...
Many apologies! I mis-read. I thought it said James Corden!
Sorry James Burden, you're allright.! 8)0 -
Sounds like the bloke should be given a medal!
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I came for puns. I was disappointed
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The Northern Monkey wrote:a lass
id like to have a go on her0 -
If they pinned a medal on his bare skin, would he fell just a little prick???0
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sheepsteeth wrote:Splottboy wrote:Teletext reports that...
who the hell gets their news from teletext?
whats teletext?0 -
WADYA mean...found out yesterday the Titanic sunk !!!
Well, well, whatever next, Boyo.
Did we win the War?
No news on T/text yet...0 -
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Been accused of worse.
But the judge let me go...0 -
aslong as he didnt do jumping splits i wouldnt be to concerned i hope it was cold out just to give his neighbour a giggle0
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Hang on, how do you even GET teletext anymore? Is it even on freeview?0
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I just assumed he was referring to the bbc red button as teletext if not hmm..im pretty sure freeview still has access to the red button index0
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I call it teletext, but it's just the the Text button on Sky Plus.
It's on the Telly, it's Text, so...
I'm sure I saw Teletext-proper recently, can't recall where tho.0 -
Antiques roadshow?0
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If we had telephones in Wales, I'd ring you up and give you a piece of my mind !!!0
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Mynameisdann wrote:Antiques roadshow?
nice!!0
