Just signed up..........

Gazlar

To Co-op to become a member, its free, and your membership card can have any one of their titles printed on it. Amongst those listed are

Rabbi
Wren
Monsigneur
Right Honorable
Reverent Cannon
Right Reverent
Wing Commander
Squadron Leader
etc etc

And it asks if you wish to be addressed by your title when using your membership card too

I am now Archbishop Gareth Derry

I'm sure some of you will be childish enough to do it too

jay12

nice one.

cat_with_no_tail

On my Boots advantage card I'm down as Captain M Beastall. I'd have loved to have Squadron Leader though.

.blitz

A guy I work with is a bit of hard man and on his passport his occupation is listed as 'gladiator'

snotty badger

I ordained my mate for his birthday once- he's now a Reverend!

http://www.universalministries.com/doctrine.html

Anonymous

I had a lap record at a karting track once, and insisted they put my name up as "Mr Dog". Long story, but I thought it fitted in with the general thread.

I'd love to be referred to as "Squadron Leader Jones"

nicklouse

sounds like my Dad who wanted to call the dog Vicar.