Sweat....

bails87
bails87 Posts: 12,998
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Supersonic wrote:
baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
MissBint37 wrote:
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Supersonic wrote:
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
MissBint37 wrote:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Supersonic wrote:
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
MissBint37 wrote:
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
Supersonic wrote:
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
MissBint37 wrote:
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Supersonic wrote:
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

We all know it's going on.....:wink:
MTB/CX

"As I said last time, it won't happen again."
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  • that must have taken a while :lol:
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,718
    :D Brilliant.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Someone's got too much time on their hands...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    she'll probably share a bed then not put out and then drama queen it on here about him losing interest.
  • she'll probably share a bed then not put out and then drama queen it on here about him losing interest.
    potd number 2!
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    :D:D:D:D nice work!! as you say there is deffo something going on :wink:
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Have I missed something here?
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Have I missed something here?

    It would seem, even to an un-regular crud-ite like me, that two forum members are doing a little horizontal dancing.

    Nothing really to see, move along
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Have I missed something here?

    It would seem, even to an un-regular crud-ite like me, that two forum members are doing a little horizontal dancing.

    Nothing really to see, move along
    I know there's ideas about, mostly it seems by Bails. But was that a genuine thread, or is it something he's made up?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'm honoured!

    I didn't know the quote function went that far, must change it.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    You haven't been on another date have ya bails?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Supersonic wrote:
    baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
    Supersonic wrote:
    So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
    Supersonic wrote:
    You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
    Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
    Supersonic wrote:
    To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Do it now
    You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
    Supersonic wrote:
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

    [/quote]

    DO IT AGAIN NOW!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    RichardJiles
    well done for breaking the forum you retard
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Just seen this,....I was going to say someone has too much time on their hands...but Kitty beat me to it!

    Is it not possibe for 2 people of the opposite sex to talk to each other and NOT have sex?????

    boys :lol:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Just seen this,....I was going to say someone has too much time on their hands...but Kitty beat me to it!

    Is it not possibe for 2 people of the opposite sex to talk to each other and NOT have sex?????

    boys :lol:

    nope, in my experience, whenever women talk to me they want to have sexy time with me. Then I have to input my credit card details :D:D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    No :D
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Hmmmm..... :roll:

    Well if I can make money out of it..............:lol:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ill send you my account details :oops: :oops:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    My god, don't tell the Nigerians it's that easy! They'll stop offering millyons of dollers from the son of the Botswillian presimadental.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    theyre offering millions of dollar from the son of the Botswanan Presimadental?

    How do i get my slice of pie?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    gazderry wrote:
    Ill send you my account details :oops: :oops:

    How much do you pay :lol:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissBint37 wrote:
    gazderry wrote:
    Ill send you my account details :oops: :oops:

    How much do you pay :lol:

    Minimum wage, plus paid breaks, and bonuses for productivity :D:D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    1. Lyric sites FTW, didn't take long.

    2. No, I had nothing better to do.

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    bails87 wrote:
    1. Lyric sites FTW, didn't take long.

    2. No, I had nothing better to do.

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:

    I just thought you'd moored your love canoe
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    bails87 wrote:

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:
    erm...i don't remember me starting it but i did mention it on several occasions
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    jay12 wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:
    erm...i don't remember me starting it but i did mention it on several occasions

    What do you know you are about 5 :lol:

    Anyway...even if it was true...so what!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Then all the mystery and gossip would dry up, leaving everyone bored.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissBint37 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:
    erm...i don't remember me starting it but i did mention it on several occasions

    What do you know you are about 5 :lol:

    Anyway...even if it was true...so what!

    then he'd be left broken hearted






    he loves Supersonic :D:D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    gazderry wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    3. Blame Jay12, he started the rumours :wink:
    erm...i don't remember me starting it but i did mention it on several occasions

    What do you know you are about 5 :lol:

    Anyway...even if it was true...so what!

    then he'd be left broken hearted






    he loves Supersonic :D:D

    :lol:

    Depends if supersonic is a paedo!!!

    and if he swings that way.....there are many things I could write here, but I am not going to!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    best not without legal representation, although I beleive Supersonic was the one who suggested superstar put bags of haribo in their product :)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp