Motivational Poster of the day

psymon
psymon Posts: 1,562
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    i thnk i have seen the vdeo which that picture comes from, propper happens in a heart beat. poor bugger.

    also, if thats a bird in the denim shorts in the background, id like to have a go on her.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    Sheepsteeth, you have the "eyes of a hawk"....like bravestar.












    or a peado
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    blimey thats a blast from the past

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  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    it's what you get for doing downhill on a shitty unicycle in the first place
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Did someone say 'downhill unicycling'

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    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

    Giant Trance X4 (2010)
    Giant SCR 02 (2006)
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    633530652321901861-MountainBikingMTBYouredoingitwrong.jpg

    Especially on a Surly!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    that is awesome, i reckon the bloke on the surly is going to get bent in hlf backwards just from the weight of the fucking tyres on his hippy mobile

    mind you, i do quite like hardtails.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    was gonna say............WTF are you doing attempting jumps on that.....you deserve a busted face for being a tw@
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    considering the hippyness of that bike, i would say he isnt jumping those jumps, he is flying along with the bike between his legs like superman: smug tw@
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Wasn't Bravehart Speed of a bear, strength of a hawk, eyes of the cheetah?


    (or something like that! :lol: )
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    who needs 4 inches of suspension travel when you can have it all in your tyres.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    and before I retire for the evening....

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I watchd the vid from the first vid too, was a horrible crash, he wasn't well after that. Was from last years DH WC, one of the early rounds.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I watchd the vid from the first vid too, was a horrible crash, he wasn't well after that. Was from last years DH WC, one of the early rounds.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    supersonic wrote:
    I watchd the vid from the first vid too, was a horrible crash, he wasn't well after that. Was from last years DH WC, one of the early rounds.
    i seen that vid too. horible crash. also a bad crash was from champery this year. christian wright crashed and got internal bleeding. he's still in hospital as far as i'm aware
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    I was REALLY looking forward to collecting my new hardtail on Thursday.

    First "proper" ride was planned for Sunday, Newborough Forest.

    Not so sure now, you Cunch of Bunts...
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    its pretty pointless.


    you get dirty,
    you scratch and bend shiney new expensive bits of kit,
    you get hurt,
    its possibly making you infertile and giving you erectile disfunction
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeah, I've often wondered why I enjoy biking

    My general philosphy in life is to avoid any activity that costs money, tires me out and has potential to hurt me, so why do I enjoy this??
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    true that.

    but when your pedaling hard and sail off that drop off and land smooth like butter / jump that log that the peskey dog walkers left to slow you down / speed down a stair set and leave some kid standing there in awe....its all worth it.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    psymon wrote:
    true that.

    but when your pedaling hard and sail off that drop off and land smooth like butter / jump that log that the peskey dog walkers left to slow you down / speed down a stair set and leave some kid standing there in awe....its all worth it.

    You so haven't seen me riding a bike.......... :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Why is it that...

    We only clearly recall the rides where,

    We punctured miles from home/in the rain/with no spare tube?

    Ran out of food/water/spares, but botched it after all?

    Nearly hit a tree/an old couple/a Grizzly bear/local couple bonking?

    And, the FIRST thing you show you're new girlfriend - OK, second thing.. - are your scars?

    Is there a Medical Condition called, Mtb-itis?
    Well, if not, there bloody should be!
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    psymon wrote:
    its possibly making you infertile and giving you erectile disfunction

    eh. where'd that one come from?
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    i get a wierd sick pleasure from bramble scratches on my arms.
    when it happens i think....ohhh that was a good one.
    even better when you have to pull a thorn out yourself.

    its like im proud of the scratches, spesh when i used to work in an office, making people think i self harm or something.
  • psymon wrote:
    true that.

    but when your pedaling hard and sail off that drop off and land smooth like butter / jump that log that the peskey dog walkers left to slow you down / speed down a stair set and leave some kid standing there in awe....its all worth it.

    I generally leave them in fits of laughter as i pick myself up from the floor whilst looking round the bushes to see where the bike ended up :oops:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    psymon wrote:
    i get a wierd sick pleasure from bramble scratches on my arms.
    when it happens i think....ohhh that was a good one.
    even better when you have to pull a thorn out yourself.

    .

    me too!! :D glad i'm not the only weird one :lol:
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    psymon wrote:
    i get a wierd sick pleasure from bramble scratches on my arms.
    when it happens i think....ohhh that was a good one.
    even better when you have to pull a thorn out yourself.

    its like im proud of the scratches, spesh when i used to work in an office, making people think i self harm or something.

    Pain Is Temporary, Glory Is Forever :wink: