madonna

Hercule Q
Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
creeps me out.


that is all
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    I would...
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    But you would though?










    I would (mind you, doesnt mean anything coming from me) :oops:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I would have done when she was Like a Virgin. I bet you could get a canal boat in there now, with room to spare.
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    I absolutely wouldn't, and I'd normally go for anything with a pulse, or at least anything that's still warm. Or microwaveable.

    Just not Madonna.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    El Capitano wrote:
    I would...

    + Potato.

    She's getting on a bit now, it could be like getting in before the lock.
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    whyamihere wrote:
    I absolutely wouldn't, and I'd normally go for anything with a pulse, or at least anything that's still warm. Or microwaveable.

    Just not Madonna.

    So if you saw her out at some fancy party etc (that of course in a parrallel universe you were invited to) and she started hitting on you, you would say no...... :?


    Methinks not, along with everyone else who says "they wouldnt" :lol:
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Think of all that gristle and sinew and bone and botox and bits of silicon and God knows what ewwww
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    its the fact her skin doesn't fit her anymore
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    The Big Cheese wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    I absolutely wouldn't, and I'd normally go for anything with a pulse, or at least anything that's still warm. Or microwaveable.

    Just not Madonna.

    So if you saw her out at some fancy party etc (that of course in a parrallel universe you were invited to) and she started hitting on you, you would say no...... :?


    Methinks not, along with everyone else who says "they wouldnt" :lol:
    Yep, I would say no, and start hitting on the sexy looking melon on the buffet table instead.
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Aw man, that sexy melon sounds so good.

    Well, compared to the size 8 person in a size 12 skin that is the baby buying one.
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    Meh!

    I'd still tap that ass!!! :D
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    *AL* wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    I would...

    + Potato.

    She's getting on a bit now, it could be like getting in before the lock.

    She's only just older than me...
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    madonna-bad-plastic-surgery-10.jpg

    Therefore:

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    been there, done that, wasn't good.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!













    but if I was pi**ed up at some celeb party I probably would. I have wonderfully functional beer glasses that don't affect any other operational parts.
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    I have to agree, she looks mutton in that photo!!!

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Looks like Rick Parfitt

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i would like to have a go on her.
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i would like to have a go on her.
    I'd rather ride Rick Parfett!

    Man, just look at the photo's... She is a blatent crack whore. Blatent.

    piosenkarka-madonna.jpg

    madonnaarms.jpg

    madonna-skin-tshirt.jpg

    Now she is one honking, ugly, crack-addicted, HIV positive biiiiiiatch, who I wouldn't touch with anyone else's bargepole, let alone my own!!!!

    Fecking DISGUSTING.

    And there's a ton more pics.

    Big D, if you STILL would, you're a HELL of alot braver than I sir!
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Rtw-chaz, you obviously never went through the 'hole and goal' stage.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    No, spongtastic, I'm a squaddy, and I'll dip my wick in practically anyone!

    FFS, I said I'd do Rick Parfett! :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    But seriously, I'm really not fussy. But one thing I couldn't live with (both literally and metaphorically :lol: ) is shagging a dirty, AIDS infected crack-whore....

    NO FECKING WAY.
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  • supersonic
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    Yep, you all like Rick Parfitt!
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  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    Oh, and just to prove I'm not anti-Madonna (just anti pure-disgusting-dirty-rat-skank-whore), here's a few pics of Madonna that I defo DO like...

    Madonna+Hot+Candy+Store.jpg

    Madonna+Hot+Sexy+Beautiful.jpg

    Shame they are photoshop'd to death.... :(
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    even though she is a tramp, i dfinately would.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Oh my god, that's disgusting :shock:
  • snotty badger
    snotty badger Posts: 1,593
    Found out the other week the new boy at works mother is called Madonna!

    We've been ripping it ever since! :lol:
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  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 756
    Lucky Star vid. She did have a dirty look. Not unwashed, just dirty.

    Nowadays i wouldn't. Well I would, but that would be for bragging rights. i think I would be a little bit scared and scarred.
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  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    not even if the human rece depended on it.

    she is as rough as a badgers c*ck!
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  • n.battison
    n.battison Posts: 57
    I defs would do her and its quad points because shes over 50
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