Desperate measures

Harveytile

In a desperate bid to get some points, I have decided drastic action is required. I will be fitting a safety lollipop and growing a beard to open the playing field a bit :oops: .

My FG with 'guards, rack, panniers, and essential "upgrades" should see the FCN beefed up to 10.

Now then, Is that wrong or should I consider myself a skillful player of the game?

Cafewanda

Desperation indeed.

_Brun_

Pure class only if the lollipop is fitted on the left so it spanks people's calves when you pass them. +Awesomeness.

Jay dubbleU

Skill, pure skill - you might want to consider buying a Brompton to clinch things

Aidy

_Brun_ wrote:

Pure class only if the lollipop is fitted on the left so it spanks people's calves when you pass them. +Awesomeness.

Can you fit more than one lollipop?

rml380z

It's only desperate when you grow a beard and have children just to get your number up.
Until then, it's just a little sad.

Clever Pun

Jay dubbleU wrote:

Skill, pure skill - you might want to consider buying a Brompton to clinch things

My bromptoning has a crackers high fcn.. I suspect I've made roadies cry when I pass them with a cheery hello!

biondino

Aidy wrote:

_Brun_ wrote:

Pure class only if the lollipop is fitted on the left so it spanks people's calves when you pass them. +Awesomeness.

Can you fit more than one lollipop?

Fit it pointing inwards for that motorbike sound!