I bought lycra...

The Northern Monkey
The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
and it all feels a bit..... dirty :?

I feel far too much like a roadie! fortunately i'll be wearing baggies over them but damn they feel weird.

I only want them so I don't get the worlds biggest wedgie, but how long till I get used to them?


flipin ekk... i'll be buying a fixie and shaving my legs next :cry:
Santa Cruz Butcher

Comments

  • forcutty
    forcutty Posts: 1,055
    What did you get in the end :?:
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    Shorts made from lycra :lol:

    nothing special, only spent £11!

    The fit is rather nice though, no saggy bit or bits that seem to ride up :)
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Nowt wrong with lycra.


    As long as it's well hidden underneath muddy baggies! :lol:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    Lycra is fine under baggies. I do it and I can sleep at night.

    HOWEVER. If you wear it raw, you should do the honourable thing afterwards and take your life.
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    I also wear Lycra under baggies. :?
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

    Giant Trance X4 (2010)
    Giant SCR 02 (2006)
  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    Icarus, are you following me around these threads?! :)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    and it all feels a bit..... dirty :?
    That's cause they come with roadie jizz soaked into the pad when you buy them
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    and it all feels a bit..... dirty :?
    That's cause they come with roadie jizz soaked into the pad when you buy them

    thank god I bought unpadded dildoless ones!!
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    unpadded ones? What's the point?
    If you just want some shorts to keep your tacke in place, just get some normal boxers with lycra in them, they keep you snug and out of the way all day.
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    because i already ride in lycra boxers!

    The lycra shorts (basically the same as the boxers tbh) are longer and have better elastic around the leg hole to stop them riding up :)
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeah lycra as an underlayer is fine, i recommend it, it makes me feel dirty but comfortable. A bit like wearing womens lingerie to work
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    A I see.

    Gaz, what's wrong with wearing women's underwear to work? Women do it all the time.

    Oh, and for god's sake check your PM! :lol:
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    A I see.

    Gaz, what's wrong with wearing women's underwear to work? Women do it all the time.

    Not all :lol:
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    well, most women do it most of the time then :lol:

Categories