Gazza turns up to see Raol Moat

bobcheese
bobcheese Posts: 343
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Ok so thought someone was pulling my leg today at work when they said Gazza turned up at the scene where Raol Moat was having a stand off with Police with some chicken, a dressing gown and a beer. Sure enough here it is.........

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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    That guy is a gibbering mess
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    :lol:
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    1. What did he say to Moat...

    "On the head, son!"

    2. At least he had more shots on target than Gazza...
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    This is something that provided much amusement for us over the weekend when Gaz mentioned it :lol:

    Turns up with a mobile phone, bucket of chicken and a beer.

    What a complete fcuking bellend.
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    Not a bucket of chicken...possibly what's left of his liver, kidneys and brain.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Now Raoul Moat is finally dead, Gazza can rest easily; Safe in the knowledge that he is once again the most mental person in Newcastle.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    This is something that provided much amusement for us over the weekend when Gaz mentioned it :lol:

    Turns up with a mobile phone, bucket of chicken and a beer.

    What a complete fcuking bellend.

    And as one of us said, it might have been me, I'd had a beer by then, or it might have been one of you guys, and probably was, how fecking mental have you got to be to be offered counselling from Paul Gascoigne!!!
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  • Dan Dare
    Dan Dare Posts: 367
    "Moaty, it's Gazza here"

    BANG!
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  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 756
    Some of the facebookers were really happy that gazza the geordie legend, their words not mine, went to to try and help.
    This is going to sound harsh, but couldn't there have been a bit of crossfire and had another tw@t done for.
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  • Graeme_aberdeen
    Graeme_aberdeen Posts: 156
    it's actually a new show i've been pitching to ITV10, BBC69 and Dave.

    Basically its this : - Get gazza coked up and pissed to the eye balls and he is driven to the scene of any hostage or suicide situation and attempts to talk them down.
    Prizes are cans of lager, fishing rods and a vat of his own 1990 world cup tears!

    any takers?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I think my idea of television gold was better.
    They should have released Bear Grylls into the situation, under instructions to hunt, catch, and skin raoul moat, then build a shelter from his body whilst cooking the meat for food.
    I would have paid to see raoul moat's face as he was hogtied, with Bear exitedly describing to the camera how to skin him. :lol:

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