Cheryl Cole, malaria ?

Anonymous

Do we believe this ? (Not that its interesting, but cakestop covers a lot of sins)

I reckon she was off shagging on her holidays with her new fella and to soften the blow to her public that she is seeing someone she makes up the malaria story. Or her eating dis-orders have made her poorly, apparently ?

You know what, I don't even care, much prefer sarah from Girls Aloud anyway.
Ignore this thread, its rubbish. :?

Allez Mark

I would

Ollieda

if she has its not like she can't afford the health care shes going to need for it!

Ben6899

No reason to not believe the story, to be honest. She's been moved to a hospital in central London that specialises in tropical diseases.

Here's hoping she feels better soon. I'd wish her a full recovery, but she'd be the first person in the history of mankind to fully recover if that happened!

deptfordmarmoset

Here's hoping she feels better soon. I'd wish her a full recovery, but she'd be the first person in the history of mankind to fully recover if that happened!

My elder brother got malaria in India about 15 years back and, though he was bad for a while, he's fully recovered with no (known) side effects.

Ben6899

It remains in your system (latent parasites in the liver)... some people never relapse, but it's there for a few years. Worst case up to 30 years depending on which parasite you were infected with.

Nasty stuff.

re-cycles

I'll happily look after her for the next 30 years if required!

Stevo_666

Allez Mark wrote:

I would

Would anyone not?? (as long as she doesn't talk )

dg74

Doctor Doctor, I think I might have Malaria!

Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina.

Percy Vera

It's Cheryl Tweedy folks, you're hardly going to pull her if you don't even know her name!

dg74

Percy Vera wrote:

It's Cheryl Tweedy folks, you're hardly going to pull her if you don't even know her name!

Sorry bud, but she is keeping Cole as her surname.

spen666

Allez Mark wrote:

I would

I have regularly


We are talking about knocking one out over pictures of her :oops: :oops: :oops:



Some or all of this post may be as true as Jeremy Archer's autobiography

Allez Mark

spen666 wrote:

I have regularly


We are talking about knocking one out over pictures of her :oops: :oops: :oops:

Of course

bam49

dg74 wrote:

Doctor Doctor, I think I might have Malaria!

Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina.

guilliano

Who cares? As long as it stops her being in the public eye for a while it's all good. And I wouldn'y touch her with Willhub's, let alone my own...... vile, cretinous woman she is! Only Jordan and Jade Goodie were worse tabloid exploiters (sorry, forgot those annoying parents who left their kid alone in an unlocked hotel room).

magicrhodes

Nah she is suffering the after effects of A.Colei

I can't claim that as my own but I am still laughing it!

magicrhodes

guilliano wrote:

Who cares? As long as it stops her being in the public eye for a while it's all good. And I wouldn'y touch her with Willhub's, let alone my own...... vile, cretinous woman she is! Only Jordan and Jade Goodie were worse tabloid exploiters (sorry, forgot those annoying parents who left their kid alone in an unlocked hotel room).

+loads

all show no go

Ah Cheryl Cole. Everyones favourite northern racist who just happens to be married to everyones least favourite black bi-sexual.

Frank the tank

I didn't know Ashley Cole was bi-sexual. I just thought he was a cnut.

magicrhodes

all show no go wrote:

Ah Cheryl Cole. Everyones favourite northern racist who just happens to be married to everyones least favourite black bi-sexual.

Amazing how quickly that little episode has been brushed under the Vladimer (?) about Cheryl that is. I heard about the other rumours too.......

guilliano

Shoot the pair of them in the head at close range!

Frank the tank

magicrhodes wrote:

all show no go wrote:

Ah Cheryl Cole. Everyones favourite northern racist who just happens to be married to everyones least favourite black bi-sexual.

Amazing how quickly that little episode has been brushed under the Vladimer (?) about Cheryl that is. I heard about the other rumours too.......

Yes she belted a woman one who happened to be black, not condoning that but it seems in a lot of areas blacks seem to spend a lot of time stabbing and shooting each other.

Flasheart

Frank the tank wrote:

I didn't know Ashley Cole was bi-sexual. I just thought he was a cnut.

Nice one Frank