Caravanne Publicitare, an apology
greasedscotsman
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Not sure if this is the right place, but then who doesn't read this forum?
OK, I would like to apologise to the Vittel girl on the publicity caravan of today stage of the tour who's "bosom" I grabbed when trying to get a bottle of water. I was aiming for the bottle of water, honest. I'd got though both water bottles on my bike and was really thristy. I'm not some kinda lecherous perv who lashes out as passing "publicity girls". Mind you, if you had held the bottle a bit futher away from your very fine bosoms...
Anyway, I'm rambling now. I'll just say again that I'm very sorry and it won't happen again. Probably
OK, I would like to apologise to the Vittel girl on the publicity caravan of today stage of the tour who's "bosom" I grabbed when trying to get a bottle of water. I was aiming for the bottle of water, honest. I'd got though both water bottles on my bike and was really thristy. I'm not some kinda lecherous perv who lashes out as passing "publicity girls". Mind you, if you had held the bottle a bit futher away from your very fine bosoms...
Anyway, I'm rambling now. I'll just say again that I'm very sorry and it won't happen again. Probably
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Bet you felt a right tit! (or was it her left?)http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.0
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...methinks he doth protest too much!
Cycling weakly0 -
You tube?0
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greasedscotsman wrote:Not sure if this is the right place, but then who doesn't read this forum?
OK, I would like to apologise to the Vittel girl on the publicity caravan of today stage of the tour who's "bosom" I grabbed when trying to get a bottle of water. I was aiming for the bottle of water, honest. I'd got though both water bottles on my bike and was really thristy. I'm not some kinda lecherous perv who lashes out as passing "publicity girls". Mind you, if you had held the bottle a bit futher away from your very fine bosoms...
Anyway, I'm rambling now. I'll just say again that I'm very sorry and it won't happen again. Probably
She probably feels all dirty and used now. Maybe if you offer to give her a nice soapy bath all will be forgiven ? 0 -
christ that isn't something I would apologise for I have to say. Just an accident.0
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giant mancp wrote:christ that isn't something I would apologise for I have to say. Just an accident.
I would have to say "it depends". The greasedscotsman does not mention how long he grabbed the poor girl for. Perhaps a quick accidental touch is not worth mentioning but leaving your hand there for 5 minutes whilst drooling open mouthed might necessitate some kind of formal apology. I know always try to apologise when the latter occurs
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Sorry, no photos or footage of the incident, I was concentrating on grabbing the bottle of Vittel, I didn't think I would need to be recording the "accident". But then I get back to my hotel after loitering around the Campanile/Novotel where a number of teams were staying to find the entire Vittel "crew" there. They were staying at the same Prem Classe! I had a good look at the girls at breakfast this morning, but didn't recognise said girl. Maybe if I'd had another fondle I might be able to figure out who it was and give a suitable apology...0
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greasedscotsman wrote:Sorry, no photos or footage of the incident, I was concentrating on grabbing the bottle of Vittel, I didn't think I would need to be recording the "accident". But then I get back to my hotel after loitering around the Campanile/Novotel where a number of teams were staying to find the entire Vittel "crew" there. They were staying at the same Prem Classe! I had a good look at the girls at breakfast this morning, but didn't recognise said girl. Maybe if I'd had another fondle I might be able to figure out who it was and give a suitable apology...
Dodgy stalker alert. :shock: 0 -
dmclite wrote:greasedscotsman wrote:Sorry, no photos or footage of the incident, I was concentrating on grabbing the bottle of Vittel, I didn't think I would need to be recording the "accident". But then I get back to my hotel after loitering around the Campanile/Novotel where a number of teams were staying to find the entire Vittel "crew" there. They were staying at the same Prem Classe! I had a good look at the girls at breakfast this morning, but didn't recognise said girl. Maybe if I'd had another fondle I might be able to figure out who it was and give a suitable apology...
Dodgy stalker alert. :shock:
Oh come on, you'd have done the same thing. It's not like I took photos 0 -
Did she discover your nationality?
It's just that the boy and I have got an enormous Saltire to fly at the end of stage 12 and I don't fancy being slapped in the chops by a woman you abused on account of my national affiliation!! 0 -
pneumatic wrote:Did she discover your nationality?
It's just that the boy and I have got an enormous Saltire to fly at the end of stage 12 and I don't fancy being slapped in the chops by a woman you abused on account of my national affiliation!!
Hmm, not sure, I did shout "Hoots mon", after said incident, but don't think she heard me...0 -
Phew!!
with any luck she'll do what most Europeans do when someone behaves like a tit, and assume that you were Belgian 0 -
pneumatic wrote:Phew!!
with any luck she'll do what most Europeans do when someone behaves like a tit, and assume that you were Belgian
Or Italian, you know what their like, can't keep their hands to themselves!
Anyway, hope you enjoy the Tour when it gets to you. And beware that big yellow thing in the sky, lots of suncreme for the pasty coloured skin!0
