silly commuter racing question

jonesthepipe
jonesthepipe Posts: 11
edited July 2010 in Commuting chat
where does the Mrs stand on this?

she rides a PX Kaffenback road/tourer bike, with a rack.
she currently has a very upright position.
she is 28 weeks pregnant.

she is also obsessively competitive, and would like to know how many points she gets for passing people. :roll:

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Well, you haven't said what pedal she uses, clothing (lycra/baggies etc), any glasses, helmet, beard, etc, but at 27 weeks pregnant I would say at least FCN 20!

    Anyone she passes should go straight to A&E for scalp replacement surgery.
    To really rub it in she, should pass people saying something like "Oooh, I can feel him/her kicking" or "I think my waters just broke!" or maybe just doing breathing exercises!!!


    Much respect to your Mrs!!!!!!

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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Hmmm - not sure what the FCN is for a passenger :wink:
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Could have done with her on the TFL Challenge, two for the price of one :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    jonesthepipe wrote:
    where does the Mrs stand on this?

    she rides a PX Kaffenback road/tourer bike, with a rack.
    she currently has a very upright position.
    she is 28 weeks pregnant.

    she is also obsessively competitive, and would like to know how many points she gets for passing people. :roll:

    Lovely woman :lol:

    Good suggestion by EKE too.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    jonesthepipe wrote:
    where does the Mrs stand on this?

    she rides a PX Kaffenback road/tourer bike, with a rack.
    she currently has a very upright position.
    she is 28 weeks pregnant.

    she is also obsessively competitive, and would like to know how many points she gets for passing people. :roll:

    Well it's nice of you to have told us that, but at 28 weeks I don't suppose that's much of a surprise. Besides, it doesn't really feed into the FCN calculation. :wink:
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  • paulbox
    paulbox Posts: 1,203
    Greg66 wrote:
    jonesthepipe wrote:
    she rides a PX Kaffenback road/tourer bike, with a rack.
    Well it's nice of you to have told us that, but at 28 weeks I don't suppose that's much of a surprise. Besides, it doesn't really feed into the FCN calculation. :wink:
    LMAO... :lol:
    jonesthepipe wrote:
    she is also obsessively competitive, and would like to know how many points she gets for passing people. :roll:
    In polite society we tend to refer to it as "giving birth"... :wink:
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