How to count on your friends

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited July 2010 in The bottom bracket
The Yupno tribe … have a counting system that enumerates the nostrils, eyes, nipples, belly button etc

fingers and toes 1-20

nose eyes ears etc 21 22 23...

and....

ends in 31, for ‘left testicle’, 32, ‘right testicle’ and 33 ‘penis’

Can you imagine the conversations:

"how fast did you go today Bob...?"
"Knob miles an hour"
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

Comments

  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    What do you do when you get to 34?
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Presumably you could start adding them together, starting with penis finger, etc. Penis nostril, by my reckoning, would be somewhere in the 50s.
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I've always been able to count on my penis.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • disquieting_museeuws
    disquieting_museeuws Posts: 601
    How many would "'ere, I knows Tony Hancock" be?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    disquieting_museeuws wrote:
    How many would "'ere, I knows Tony Hancock" be?

    :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Class.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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