Sportives are...

greasedscotsman

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Flasheart

You CLEARLY aren't getting any 8)

pneumatic

. . . . for poseurs, losers and fantasists.








. . . which is why I love them so much!

Anonymous

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

Homer J

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

No but you are always hungry when you've finished

boondog

you need plenty of lubrication for the long ones.

ThreeLionsBrian

Too hard for proper RACERS :twisted:

Roscobob

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

In Scotland you do

bompington

Roscobob wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

In Scotland you do

Nonsense, you can easily eat your pie while in the saddle

ThreeLionsBrian

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

Is that how pork pies got their name?

greasedscotsman

Actually, I think TT's are more like making love to a beautiful woman.

You wear silly clothes thinking you look fantastic, but actually look a complete idiot, you then start off way too fast, die in the middle and then grovel to the finish. You then compare with how your mates have done, usually much better than you! And then you'll promise that next time you'll be so much better!

hopper1

greasedscotsman wrote:

Actually, I think TT's are more like making love to a beautiful woman.

You wear silly clothes thinking you look fantastic, but actually look a complete idiot, you then start off way too fast, die in the middle and then grovel to the finish. You then compare with how your mates have done, usually much better than you! And then you'll promise that next time you'll be so much better!

Quite an analogy, there...

You wear a pointy hat, when out on the town?... :shock:

greasedscotsman

hopper1 wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

Actually, I think TT's are more like making love to a beautiful woman.

You wear silly clothes thinking you look fantastic, but actually look a complete idiot, you then start off way too fast, die in the middle and then grovel to the finish. You then compare with how your mates have done, usually much better than you! And then you'll promise that next time you'll be so much better!

Quite an analogy, there...

You wear a pointy hat, when out on the town?... :shock:

No, but I do when making love to a beautiful woman! 8)

Thick Tester

ThreeLionsBrian wrote:

Too hard for proper RACERS :twisted:

What a bad ted you are....

There's nothing hard about towing a load of out of breath fat 40 somethings on flashy bikes round a few mediocre A roads..

Roscobob

bompington wrote:

Roscobob wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

In Scotland you do

Nonsense, you can easily eat your pie while in the saddle

Of course, but I was referring to when making love to a beautiful woman. Actually, NapD.....could you be more specific about the pie of which you speak :x

greasedscotsman

Roscobob wrote:

Of course, but I was referring to when making love to a beautiful woman. Actually, NapD.....could you be more specific about the pie of which you speak :x

Oh, that's easy, you just balance the pie on her head. Obviously a plate is required if it's a hot pie, don't want any unnecessary burn marks...

freehub

Apple pie?

bompington

Roscobob wrote:

bompington wrote:

Roscobob wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

Do you have to stop every once in a while to eat a pie?

In Scotland you do

Nonsense, you can easily eat your pie while in the saddle

Of course, but I was referring to when making love to a beautiful woman.

So was I

SteveR_100Milers

greasedscotsman wrote:

Actually, I think TT's are more like making love to a beautiful woman.

You wear silly clothes thinking you look fantastic, but actually look a complete idiot, you then start off way too fast, die in the middle and then grovel to the finish. You then compare with how your mates have done, usually much better than you! And then you'll promise that next time you'll be so much better!

STEFANOS4784

freehub wrote:

Apple pie?

No, i think they refer to cream pie....mmmmmmm

Roscobob

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

freehub wrote:

Apple pie?

No, i think they refer to cream pie....mmmmmmm

A man after my own heart Stefanos 8)

bompington

Roscobob wrote:

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

freehub wrote:

Apple pie?

No, i think they refer to cream pie....mmmmmmm

A man after my own heart Stefanos 8)

I'm not sure that heart is the body part he's after

AlainR

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

You come away with numb nuts and a sore ass after making love to a beautiful woman?

Sounds like you're into some funky business... :shock:

symo

.... for people who don't group ride regularly to show it?

jimmythecuckoo

pneumatic wrote:

. . . . for poseurs, losers and fantasists.








. . . which is why I love them so much!

+1 I feel like a someone in them

Guz

too fecking expensive :evil:

Funny how people love us when we are raising money for them ...................

BMX Bear

for wannabees, has beens & never were's...

I fall into the last category

Chip \'oyler

If Sportive's are like making love to a beautiful woman then she must be a high class call girl, cos it costs a fortune to enter one.

SteveR_100Milers

Chip \'oyler wrote:

If Sportive's are like making love to a beautiful woman then she must be a high class call girl, cos it costs a fortune to enter one.

You think £40 is expensive?? :shock: :shock:

RichN95.

greasedscotsman wrote:

...like making love to a beautiful woman

What? I do it once a year and my friend always comes ahead of me?

Chip \'oyler

SteveR_100Milers wrote:

Chip \'oyler wrote:

If Sportive's are like making love to a beautiful woman then she must be a high class call girl, cos it costs a fortune to enter one.

You think £40 is expensive?? :shock: :shock:

It is for a glorified club run