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projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited June 2010 in The Crudcatcher
that really long tennis game will be on.

during which time:
over 200 women have given birth*
over 60 arrests have been made*
50 people have died*
30 new bikes have been bought*
Wozniack's breasts have bounced up and down 5 times*


*based on random made up facts
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    during which time:
    over 200 women have given birth*
    over 60 arrests have been made*
    50 people have died*
    30 new bikes have been bought*
    Wozniack's breasts have bounced up and down 5 times*
    Sounds like one hell of an afternoon. Far more interesting than what I have planned anyway.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    that really long tennis game will be on.

    during which time:
    over 200 women have given birth*
    50 people have died*

    I hope you have nothing to do with population forecasts :wink:

    edit: Deaths are more like:
    500000 / year
    41667 / Month
    9615 / Week
    1370 / Day
    57 / Hour
    1 / Minute

    So that's a lot of dead people!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    it would be funny if the guy won went out in straight sets in the next round! :lol:
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  • chris_sw
    chris_sw Posts: 100
    it would be funny if the guy won went out in straight sets in the next round! :lol:
    Haha, he probably will, must be totally knackered by now.
  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    Even if he did, this is going to be what this tournament will be remembered for, not the overall winner.