Tennis

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,719
edited June 2010 in The Crudcatcher
It means I can watch porn at full volume without anyone knowing.

I greatly approve.

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    edited June 2010
    I've not heard a tennis player at wimbledon scream 'empty your balls on my face' though.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    That's got to be the only benefit I can think of. Worst game ever.
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Worst game ever.
    +1 utter sh*te.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    I was actually offered tickets (2) to the Mens and womens finals of Wimbledon this year through work. For free.

    Turned them down though because they have restrictions on them prohibiting onward sale.

    Shame as well because apparently, they're worth a small fortune
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    + potato.............fooking hate tennis.

    Murray will just capitulate again, and again, and again (sensing a theme here anyone?)
    .blitz wrote:
    Worst game ever.
    +1 utter sh*te.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Dodges the bandwagon. I quite like Tennis but haven't watched it in ages/
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  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    It's definitely more enjoyable than alot of sports to watch.... You got the women's games for eye candy and watching any of the top 3 men is pretty awesome.


    Andy "i'm so fucking boring and miserable even I dont care if I win" Murray will strike out again.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I was actually offered tickets (2) to the Mens and womens finals of Wimbledon this year through work. For free.

    Turned them down though because they have restrictions on them prohibiting onward sale.

    Shame as well because apparently, they're worth a small fortune

    :shock:
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Tennis is awesome.
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    longest game in history currently in progress, over 7 and a half hours played and its now 39 all in the 5th set :shock:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    lawman wrote:
    longest game in history currently in progress, over 7 and a half hours played and its now 39 all in the 5th set :shock:
    I have no idea what that means. Is there any fit birds playing?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,344
    Not since Kournikova retired :(
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Look up Ashley Harkleroad
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    supersonic wrote:
    Look up Ashley Harkleroad
    :shock: :D
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not since Kournikova retired :(
    She's planning a come back :wink:
  • llamafarmer
    llamafarmer Posts: 1,848
    I like most sports but I hate watching tennis, I think it's the scoring system that annoys me most, I'm just not entirely sure why. And all the Henman/Rusedski/Murray fans on that stupid hill! And the women are mostly munters.
  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    Mehh, first learn how to play ... get basic mechanics of stroke right lol, then you gonna enjoy yourself. Watching while understanding gets much more interesting though, I even lol at my own post. How miserable is it?

    But I do enjoy playing tennis, and watching it too ... always fall asleep after having lunch and relaxing on a couch.
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    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    theres tennis on?

    actually ive seen a bit of the post match analysis, and i'm liking Lindsay Davenport now, even if she is a giant
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    OMG. 59-59 in the 5th set :shock: . they had to stop due to bad light
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Haha what a match! I want Mahut to win it purely because he is the only guy in the past 10 years to dare to use the same racket as Federer (albeit not any more)
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    supersonic wrote:
    Look up Ashley Harkleroad
    :shock: :D

    +1
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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    popstar wrote:
    Mehh, first learn how to play ... get basic mechanics of stroke right lol, then you gonna enjoy yourself.

    Are you talking about tennis or the OP's ham shank skills?
    Uncompromising extremist
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Northwind wrote:
    popstar wrote:
    Mehh, first learn how to play ... get basic mechanics of stroke right lol, then you gonna enjoy yourself.

    Are you talking about tennis or the OP's ham shank skills?

    Get the stroke right and it comes naturally.
  • Oxygen Thief
    Oxygen Thief Posts: 649
    I see Murray is all mouth. Saying he would not bow to the Queen. He just did!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    I see Murray is all mouth. Saying he would not bow to the Queen. He just did!

    He didn't bow, he merely thought his shoe lace was untied but upon closer inspection it was indeed tied. This motion gave the impression of bowing.
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  • Oxygen Thief
    Oxygen Thief Posts: 649
    That'll probably be his version of it yes. Can't wait 'til he goes out.
  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    Northwind wrote:
    popstar wrote:
    Mehh, first learn how to play ... get basic mechanics of stroke right lol, then you gonna enjoy yourself.

    Are you talking about tennis or the OP's ham shank skills?

    Maybe OP doesn't actually play tennis but instead runs around collecting balls, that will put anyone off the game. Tennis ball basket+dozen of balls with Coach, your game and understanding sorted.
    I actually like -new generation- style of tennis instead of bloody mechanical -classic style- type of tennis, playing -classic style- makes you feel like a robot. Thats why I can watch for hours at how natural Nadal plays or wicked wrist move of Federer's back hand squash stylee, -new generation- tennis all the way!

    But screaming at a hard stroke, may prove sexehh ... yeah baby, just like that. Stroking all the way :shock: , -The right way! All natural stuff you see?
    What could have been (Video)

    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though