Disgarded England Flags

Brakeless
Brakeless Posts: 865
edited June 2010 in The bottom bracket
Out for a couple of Hours today and passed a couple of those England Car Flags in the gutter, started counting and ended up on 12 in 36 miles.

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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    In Wales we call em Toilet Paper, LOL!

    Only joking, my English cousins...I hope they get back on track asap.

    Enggguuurrrrlllaaannnddd!!!!!
  • plug1n
    plug1n Posts: 204
    England flags you say?

    I thought those red crosses were something to do with St Johns - mentally challenged drivers maybe, so a warning to keep well clear :lol:
  • lemon63
    lemon63 Posts: 253
    Don't forget to hand them in at the toll booths on the Severn Bridge, you can have them back on the way out.
    :wink:
  • Le Commentateur
    Le Commentateur Posts: 4,099
    Ironically, they are all made in China.
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  • Lillywhite
    Lillywhite Posts: 742
    What about this then? :lol:

    http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/Baarm ... 6357508.jp
  • bexley5200
    bexley5200 Posts: 692
    as part of a survey the government are asking drivers with 3"willies or less to fly a white flag with a red cross on there cars.
    going downhill slowly
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    bexley5200 wrote:
    as part of a survey the government are asking drivers with 3"willies or less to fly a white flag with a red cross on there cars.


    I expect they mean World Cup Willies. Here's 'World Cup Willhub' with his namesake collection............ :lol:


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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Haven't been counting those in the gutter, but I counted 6 on one car!
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    There is a local taxi utterly festooned with the damn things...there had to be 30 of the damn things on it if there was one , they were even all over his bonnet :roll:
    On Friday night after taking my daughter out for dinner on her birthday, I walked up to the taxi rank with her to get her home.
    The said taxi was at the front of the rank. I asked the guy 2nd in the rank and he said that the guy in the front of the rank has to take the first fare. I told him that I was NOT putting my 14 yr old daughter in THAT car.
    I said that I thought the guy was an idiot and I wouldn't risk my daughters safety and the fact someone she knows might actually see her in it.

    The driver conceeded and said that the guy was an utter d1ck anyway and took the fare :lol:
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    I've seen quite the dip in the amount of flags on cars. I suspect when England get knocked out on Friday they will be thrown away bar the odd one or two for Wimbledon - and they'll vanish by the end of the semi finals.
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  • plowmar
    plowmar Posts: 1,032
    English flag for wimbledon ??????????????????????????????????????? surely not, haven't all the girlies been knocked out already.

    You cannot mean that young SCOTTISH lad can you.

    :twisted:
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Bunneh wrote:
    I've seen quite the dip in the amount of flags on cars. I suspect when England get knocked out on Friday they will be thrown away bar the odd one or two for Wimbledon - and they'll vanish by the end of the semi finals.

    Those flags will either be saltires or union flags surely?
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    He's English until he loses...

    What was it Frankie Boyle said? Viagra proudly sponsors Andy Murrey, for people who can only manage a semi.
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  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Bunneh wrote:
    He's English until he loses...

    What was it Frankie Boyle said? Viagra proudly sponsors Andy Murrey, for people who can only manage a semi.

    you mean british until he loses? then scottish...

    union flags man....thats where its at for british cycling, british tennis, british running, british rowing!

    Actually...what other sports do the countries of the union have separate teams...

    Football, rugby, cricket (i think scotland have a cricket team...no idea how good they are though!)....

    any others?
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,264
    cee wrote:
    Actually...what other sports do the countries of the union have separate teams...

    Football, rugby, cricket (i think scotland have a cricket team...no idea how good they are though!)....

    any others?

    Hockey for one. (England are European Champions.) Although there's a Great Britain team for the Olympics (which is typically 15 English and three Scots)
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