I spy with my little eye

2»

Comments

  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    mate or maybe plural if you are popular
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Wrong and wrong again.

    I don't want to debase myself in a foul act of Godlessness and for some reason I find it difficult to make friends - although in a survey I did of all the people I know, only 8% of the respondents said that they found my company "unbearable" and 12% said they found it "pleasant".
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Girlfriend away, eh? So, it's something you're hiding from her....


    Make up?
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Girlfriend away, eh? So, it's something you're hiding from her....


    Make up?

    Wrong. Write "wrong" on your forehead and go and look in the mirror. Then you'll see what you are. Which is wrong.
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    Man? - swing both ways do you?

    Monitor?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    No, Percy.

    I swing one way. The heterosexual way. And then I stay suspended in mid-air, not swinging back towards homosexuality.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    johnfinch wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Girlfriend away, eh? So, it's something you're hiding from her....


    Make up?

    Wrong. Write "wrong" on your forehead and go and look in the mirror. Then you'll see what you are. Which is wrong.

    Can I borrow some of your mascara for the face painting?
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    Movie? - Brokeback Mountain? :D
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Girlfriend away, eh? So, it's something you're hiding from her....


    Make up?

    Wrong. Write "wrong" on your forehead and go and look in the mirror. Then you'll see what you are. Which is wrong.

    Can I borrow some of your mascara for the face painting?


    No, do it with your own blood.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    My mum
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    Meat...

    of the man variety.

    Just running with the theme
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    johnfinch wrote:
    Cup!!!

    OK, I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "m".

    Clue is, my girlfriend's not here this week.

    hmm, as masturbation has already been used... ...and as your girlfriends away...

    Mansize tissues? :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    It's nothing to do with sex.

    My possessions are strewn all over the place.
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Mess?
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    TommyEss wrote:
    Mess?

    Correct!
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Awesome - I've had my go though, so I'll forfeit...

    Anyone else?
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • yakubu22
    yakubu22 Posts: 20
    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P.

    I'll tell you what it is, its me Pissing meself laughing and drawing unwanted attention to meself at work when I'm supposed to be working. Top funny thread!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Cannondale Synapse Ultegra 2010
    Trek 2700 2005
    Audi TT
    Fiat Panda 100HP
    Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    yakubu22 wrote:

    I'll tell you what it is, its me Pissing meself laughing and drawing unwanted attention to meself at work when I'm supposed to be working.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Thing is he's an undertaker. :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

Categories