How to victory salute like a pro!

Bunneh
Bunneh Posts: 1,329
edited June 2010 in The bottom bracket
http://www.cyclingtipsblog.com/2009/02/ ... ike-a-pro/

Now you too can fall off at the finish line! :D

*edit* I no speel gud

Comments

  • Thanks for that, made me smile. where was Cav and his two fingers though?
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • bazbadger
    bazbadger Posts: 553
    12. Double points are awarded for the victory salute before the finish line in a bunch sprint

    Quality! :lol:
    Mens agitat molem
  • acidstrato
    acidstrato Posts: 945
    lol good find

    i liked ...
    4. Again, expression of fatigue is absolutely forbidden. The exception to this rule is when on the junk, do not make it too obvious. A slight expression of pain may be necessary to cover up any suspicion. You see Cadel’s face everytime he crosses the finish line? You know a guy with that much suffering on his face is clean as a whistle.
    and
    14. If by fluke some neo-pro pips you at the line and you’ve already begun your victory salute, ABORT. Retreat hands back on the bars as quickly as possible and make like it never happened. You let him win – that’s the story and stick to it.
    Crafted in Italy apparantly