Marketing BS

supersonic
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Just seen an add for dettol 'handless dispenser' for soap. WTF? Dettol are worried about germs on the pump handle. Doesn't say much about the fecking soap then does it?
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supersonic wrote:Just seen an add for dettol 'handless dispenser' for soap. WTF? Dettol are worried about germs on the pump handle. Doesn't say much about the fecking soap then does it?
you absolute genius!
I'd thought it was a bollocks product, but had forgotten that obviously you only touch the dispenser before you use the soap0 -
It's all these dispenser fondlers, must be a market hehe.0
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Had the exact same thought myself! Have you seen the ad for their anti'allergy sprays? When is someone going to tell them that not being exposed to allergens is what makes the population have more allergies! :x0
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I know, some daft ideas out there.
Those air fresherner ads get on my goat, how bloody far can you take a simple concept? Now have auto ones that sense movements [dunno if it senses one of 'those; movements though]. Splendid idea: when I leant over the shitter to get something off the windowsill, got an eyefull of peach blossom.0 -
supersonic wrote:Just seen an add for dettol 'handless dispenser' for soap. WTF? Dettol are worried about germs on the pump handle. Doesn't say much about the fecking soap then does it?
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1st thing I thought too!0 -
I didn't get the new dispenser.
Surely when you touch the top, you are then washing those germs off using the soap you just got?
Next they'll start selling an auto one which changes soap every 3 times it dispenses in case the germs get used to the soap.0 -
I bet the Muc-Off R&D team are hard at work making a auto dispensing bike degreaser0