So after all the wait and pain it was...

Cressers
Cressers Posts: 1,329
edited June 2010 in The bottom bracket
...an infected testicle!

Not an STD (dunno how I got it then), treatable with drugs, nothing to worry about.

Once the swelling and pain subsides it'll be good to get back in the saddle again!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Phew!

    All the best mate.
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Cressers wrote:
    ...an infected testicle!

    Not an STD (dunno how I got it then), treatable with drugs, nothing to worry about.

    Once the swelling and pain subsides it'll be good to get back in the saddle again!

    Yeah, yeah... That's what they all say!....

    You must think we were all born yesterday...
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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Cressers wrote:
    ...an infected testicle!

    Not an STD (dunno how I got it then), treatable with drugs, nothing to worry about.

    Once the swelling and pain subsides it'll be good to get back in the saddle again!

    You have to wait until the swelling subsides? Get the testicle whipped out man, and you'll be back on the bike in no time. :lol:
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Had infection of the epididimus back in 2008, not very pleasant at all. Swab inside my johnson, 2 courses of anti-biotics, numerous cute female nurses rubbing their hands over my testicles to check for lumps - oh it was horrible. Went for a scan, again 2 cute nurses, they scanned my baubles and found 2 cysts - just have to keep an eye on them in case they need draining.

    Fun Fun!
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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Bunneh wrote:
    Had infection of the epididimus back in 2008, not very pleasant at all. Swab inside my johnson, 2 courses of anti-biotics, numerous cute female nurses rubbing their hands over my testicles to check for lumps - oh it was horrible. Went for a scan, again 2 cute nurses, they scanned my baubles and found 2 cysts - just have to keep an eye on them in case they need draining.

    Fun Fun!

    Best to drain manually and regularly :wink:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I have had a vasectomy, radical orchidectomy of left testicle, biopsy on tight testicle and a prosthetic testicle inserted. My Knackers look like Clapham junction. :D

    Glad to hear your good news mate, happy days.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited June 2010
    dmclite wrote:
    I have had a vasectomy, radical orchidectomy of left testicle, biopsy on tight testicle and a prosthetic testicle inserted. My Knackers look like Clapham junction. :D

    Glad to hear your good news mate, happy days.

    I'd heard you often have tender behind!
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  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    edited June 2010
    TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

    <edit> ...but glad to hear that all is returning to normal in the christmas bauble department for you guys. :D
    Cycling weakly
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    hopper1 wrote:
    Bunneh wrote:
    Had infection of the epididimus back in 2008, not very pleasant at all. Swab inside my johnson, 2 courses of anti-biotics, numerous cute female nurses rubbing their hands over my testicles to check for lumps - oh it was horrible. Went for a scan, again 2 cute nurses, they scanned my baubles and found 2 cysts - just have to keep an eye on them in case they need draining.

    Fun Fun!

    Best to drain manually and regularly :wink:

    hell no let the cute nurses do it for you
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  • markmod
    markmod Posts: 501
    Glad you're on the mend mate... Real good news, bet you that's a weight off your mind!!!

    Take care and keep taking the medicine!!
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Great news that's it's nothing too serious :D

    get well soon and get on da bike
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Cressers, glad to hear it was nothing too serious,all the best.

    I must say this thread is a load of bo11ocks though. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • IronHorse100
    IronHorse100 Posts: 302
    I saw Infected Testicle live at the Astoria in '79. Good band.

    Glad to hear you're on the mend.

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