I am brought to you today in association with....

MissBint37

Now I feel a little cheeky starting an official good morning thread as it is not really my job.....so instead, I will bring you a good morning, Heather is brought to you today in association with thread.

So.....

I am brought to you this morning in association with...severe tiredness....and a piece of toast which I am going to manufacture and try not to burn momentarily.

Do you think it is wrong to crawl under the desk for a quick nap?

El Capitano

Today, I am brought to you by the awesomeness of KCNC.

nicklouse

I will be brought to you by the power of Gevalia.

Mickey Eye

I'm going to treat this like the official good morning thread anyway.

Today is my works summer party, destination is secret as usual. I really don't feel like it. In fact right now I have a sore head. Other than that it's a day of catching up on all the admin stuff that nobody thinks is actually their job right up until the moment that you realise that it's your job. Boooooring. Especially it's taking me away time from building a really fun little 3D printer. Oh well, needs must etc etc.

cat_with_no_tail

Today CWNT is brought to you in association with man-flu.

projectsome

I am brought to you by last day in work then holiday untill next week. should also be able to pick bike up from lbs today

MissBint37

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Today CWNT is brought to you in association with man-flu.

I would tell you to MTFU but that is likely to make you claim to have a worse dose of man flu...

So instead, take some paracetomol and 'Woman TFU'

stuart_c-2

Today I am brought to you in association with the society against stupid bloody carpark rates at hospitals.

0-30 minutes - Free
30 minutes to 12 hours - £3.50

Average time spent at hospital whenever I've had to go there - About 45 minutes.

:evil:

blister pus

today I am brought to you by the power of rad.............................yo

word

Thewaylander

Today i am brought to you by random people who brake halfway on to a duel carriage way, and leave the front of ya car with some serious work to be done ( wreckon i wrote his piece of crap off though )

Tolk

Today, i am brought to you by the power of my 28day old son waking up at 4am!

MissBint37

Stuart_C wrote:

Today I am brought to you in association with the society against stupid bloody carpark rates at hospitals.

0-30 minutes - Free
30 minutes to 12 hours - £3.50

Average time spent at hospital whenever I've had to go there - About 45 minutes.

:evil:

Ours is almost as bad 0-4 hours £2.30, all day £3.50. I was at occupational therapy for 45 min. We don't even get the 30 min free or I might risk it. At the moment I am at the hospital at least once sometimes twice a week..... Over a month I reckon I waste the equivalent £££ of a bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum on car parking.....EPIC FAIL :evil:

MissBint37

Tolk wrote:

Today, i am brought to you by the power of my 28day old son waking up at 4am!

Aww....but you love being a parent be honest........so all worth it

bails87

Thewaylander
I did warn you

But seriously, hope you're ok and the car isn't too badly damaged.

Today I'm brought to you by pointless air conditioning that needs an engineer to turn it on or off. So during the heatwave it wasn't on, by the time the engineer had turned up it was cold and raining. Great.

So then we had a vote. Only a third of all the people in the office repsonded. Of those, 49% said keep it on, 49% said turn it off and 2% 'didn't mind'. As a result I'm now sitting underneath hurricane bloody Katrina.

soy_sauce

I am brought to you today in association with the dead bird which my cat brought home this morning.

for a cat who has asthma, only eat fish and never harm a spider.

I am really proud of her.

MissBint37

soy_sauce wrote:

I am brought to you today in association with the dead bird which my cat brought home this morning.

for a cat who has asthma, only eat fish and never harm a spider.

I am really proud of her.

There was a blackbird with a severed head on my path this morning....reminds me I have got to clear it up when I get home ergh

Thewaylander

Lol Bails i was i was trying to pull out behind him lol, and since he was on the road when i last looked i made the bad descision to look right and see if i had my chance to go. But with his back wheels on the line he stopped hard lol and as i turned back the words ah Sh.t sprung out. Doh.

Just random braking for no need. normally I wait till there all gone and half way down the road, as i've seen a few random shunts by random brakers. but i was half asleep from riding Dragonsback and driving for over 3hours home from camping the night before, so i was just cruising back to work Dude in front was so fat at 15mph he broke his seat!

joshtp

today Joshtp is brought to you in assosiation with revision.

cat_with_no_tail

MissBint37 wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Today CWNT is brought to you in association with man-flu.

I would tell you to MTFU but that is likely to make you claim to have a worse dose of man flu...

So instead, take some paracetomol and 'Woman TFU'

Bah! You women can't even begin to comprehend the sheer power of Man-flu. If a woman ever developed man-flu, her tiny mind would assplode and her feeble body would crumble into dust.
What's the worst you lot have to deal with? Child Birth? EASY in comparison.

Now go make me some pie!

Thewaylander

Lol there is actually scientific proof, god knows where i read it, was a while back.

But flu and cold bugs actually attack muscle mass, And Men have more muscle mass than ladies on average so men do actually suffer more from these types of illness.

MissBint37

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Now go make me some pie!

Gladly........ but I'm not making it for you hehe :twisted:

My chicken and leek pie is the stuff of ledgend....FACT. I make a pretty mean steak and ale pie too

Damn now I want pie and Hendersons relish for lunch/dinner but I can't I'm going for a carvery tonight!

Andy

Todays Andy is brought to you in association with the number 19 and the colour green

I'm currently waiting for a pair of these to be delivered....
Those and a football shirt I ordered off of ebay which is meant to me arriving from Hong Kong.

I'm also in possession of a Cannondale Jekyll for reasons I won't go into so I'm pretty tempted to take that for a blast later.

MissBint37

Andy wrote:

Todays Andy is brought to you in association with the number 19 and the colour green

One apple mua-ah-ah, two apples mua-ah-ah

Andy

COOKIES!

MissBint37

Andy wrote:

COOKIES!

I want cookies now too...I'm hungry!

IcarusGreen

Andy wrote:

I'm currently waiting for a pair of these to be delivered.....

Me too (but mine are all black)

welshkev

Stuart_C wrote:

Today I am brought to you in association with the society against stupid bloody carpark rates at hospitals.

0-30 minutes - Free
30 minutes to 12 hours - £3.50

Average time spent at hospital whenever I've had to go there - About 45 minutes.

:evil:

move to wales mate it's free

IcarusGreen

today I am brought to you in association with.....

Supposed to be doing engineering HND assignments but fookin about on BikeRadar/ebay/facebook

Thread8

Today I am bought to you in association with a massive hangover :x

And yes I know its a wednesday, I have the week off so me and some mates got a little merry last night because we're all off.

Chaz.Harding

Today....

I'm bought to you in association with AWESOME!

Yeah baby, I'm sick to the power of rad.

BOOOOOOM

I've been macking fools, letting them know what the time is, G. Brap!

And what? Me and my homies will own you!

projectsome

bigchazrocks wrote:

Today....

I'm bought to you in association with AWESOME!

Yeah baby, I'm sick to the power of rad.

BOOOOOOM

I've been macking fools, letting them know what the time is, G. Brap!

And what? Me and my homies will own you!

Do you have a receipt for that?