toilet stop.........or not

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Nice.

    Triathletes. They're a strange bunch.

    'Bathroom problems'

    Brilliant.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Sorry, didn't realise it was from an American forum.

    Makes sense now. Heathens.
  • snakehips
    snakehips Posts: 2,272
    Hah , I can't remember when I last heard people talking about number ones and number twos !

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    EEuuwwww.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    This thread should have ***BREAKFAST SPOILER**** in the title. :cry:

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • secretsqizz
    secretsqizz Posts: 424
    What worries me is that these fookin idikots are in charge of the world
    My pen won't write on the screen
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    :shock:

    Triathletes.

    Keep trying.
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    Would that be classed as a 'huge solo effort'? :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Never underestimate how stupid people can be. Even those who ride bikes.

    Triathletes regularly pee on the bike whilst racing. I'd never do that though - I'm not that fast that 1 minute would make any difference to my finish time !
  • rdt
    rdt Posts: 869
    "So I lifted up off my seat and pushed. Kind of felt gross.... I poured water on myself to try to oxidize the smell. I was fine - a little uncomfortable - for about 5 miles when someone next to me started yelling - "oh , oh !" Well it appears that even with the elastic band, tri shorts don't keep in everything. It was running down my leg.


    Laughing so much I've almost had my own "bathroom problem" moment!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • rdt
    rdt Posts: 869
    And this clip is said "Paulette #2" working her track pump prior to that ride:-

    http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discu ... toid=96785

    "All the way down baby, make us smile"
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    secretsqizz wrote:
    What worries me is that these fookin idikots are in charge of the world
    What, triathletes running the world? We're all doomed!
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Have a dump before you set off, innit.
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  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Ben6899 wrote:
    Have a dump before you set off, innit.

    ... or on the swimming bit! :shock:

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    ROFL -

    tri bib short manufacturers take note, 'exit function' required for new designs.
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    I think they're taking the piss or talking a load of sh*t...

    :D
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    More common than you think. Ha ha

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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Eeeewwww!!! Taking a dump whilst riding the bike? It takes all sorts I suppose ;-)
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    I just watched the vid of her using the track pump... It's not a fucking pogo stick!! JEEZ

    Seriously, she sounds 2 cans short of a six pack :-D
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    2013 Yeti SB66
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    This topic (and link) did the rounds in Road Beginners months ago. :roll:
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    The new US Tri bike

    Tri_Bike.jpg
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • brin
    brin Posts: 1,122
    and she complained about the elastic grippers on her shorts.....

    http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=791

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