Things that make you shudder
Bunneh
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That's not much in this world that will make me squirm but the past few days have been somewhat of a squirm-fest!
Last night I was half-asleep in bed, cat curled up on my chest fast asleep. I felt this itch on the my right face cheek, I scratch it and think nothing of it. This morning I awoke to a HUGE spider, with its legs wiggling two inches from my mouth, 2 legs removed. I almost gagged!
Just this moment, as I'm 'hiding' in bed, I see movement out of the corner of my eye, on the wall, moving ever so slowly up. I look and it's a feck off Hornet! Bloody huge thing. I hate wasps and hornets, so I shoo the cat out of the room (she follows me everywhere), grab my drinking glass and contemplate what I'm about to do - I catch it in the glass with one of my playing cards - the noise it made in the glass was awful, I felt so sickly. It was released outside but did make a dart back towards the open door, so I ran in making the noise of a big nancy, slamming the door behind me.
I don't know where that hornet had been hiding but thank god I hadn't rolled on it in my sleep, or the cat had tried to play with it.
My brother hates cats, when he was a kid he used to shudder at the very sight of a moggy. I remember this ginger cat which visited us coming in, running straight to him and flinging itself on his lap. I have never heard him scream like a girl before = 'get it off, get it off!'.
We have some irrational fears, although some are justified (and therefore not irrational...), what's yours?
Last night I was half-asleep in bed, cat curled up on my chest fast asleep. I felt this itch on the my right face cheek, I scratch it and think nothing of it. This morning I awoke to a HUGE spider, with its legs wiggling two inches from my mouth, 2 legs removed. I almost gagged!
Just this moment, as I'm 'hiding' in bed, I see movement out of the corner of my eye, on the wall, moving ever so slowly up. I look and it's a feck off Hornet! Bloody huge thing. I hate wasps and hornets, so I shoo the cat out of the room (she follows me everywhere), grab my drinking glass and contemplate what I'm about to do - I catch it in the glass with one of my playing cards - the noise it made in the glass was awful, I felt so sickly. It was released outside but did make a dart back towards the open door, so I ran in making the noise of a big nancy, slamming the door behind me.
I don't know where that hornet had been hiding but thank god I hadn't rolled on it in my sleep, or the cat had tried to play with it.
My brother hates cats, when he was a kid he used to shudder at the very sight of a moggy. I remember this ginger cat which visited us coming in, running straight to him and flinging itself on his lap. I have never heard him scream like a girl before = 'get it off, get it off!'.
We have some irrational fears, although some are justified (and therefore not irrational...), what's yours?
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lol i found yours very funny and entertaining by the way
i HATE Bee's soo much i have one fly into my room a few days ago and i literaly got up and ran out the room lol! haven't had anything as scary as you though :shock:Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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Not keen on snakes but that seems pretty rational when you think about it. That's it really.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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passout wrote:Not keen on snakes but that seems pretty rational when you think about it. That's it really.
Great white sharks and polar bears. If Passout thinks its "rational" to be scared of snakes in Lancashire then sharks and bears are on my list.
I don't go on holiday to places that have animals that can kill me. Well apart from jelly fish and actually quite a few other things if I think about it.0 -
I got mangled 2 sundays ago, at the end of the night I was drinking neat pastis 45 that was years old. I honked everywhere at about 3 am. I shudder to think of the taste now and feel bilious just thinking about how much I drank and how bad my hangover was.0
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GINbagpuss0
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rumble strips ?0
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kids on 2 strokes and full grown men on superbikes in shorts and t-shirts! no gloves!
I can just picture the nurse scrubbing the palms of their hands with a stiff bristle brush.
been a biker for years and even in 30 degree heat always wore proper gear because of this image
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Weird people who post random threads about unknown actresses on cycling forum make me shudder :shock:0
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Touching birds (feathered ones) - cannot do it. Wife and kids bought a budgie a few years ago and while it was in the cage I quite liked the little guy, but every Friday night after the kids went to bed and she'd had a few glasses of vino, Mrs pdstsp would let lose the little feathered bast#rd. I would sit stock still for a few minutes and then run from the room in a cold sweat.
Big girl's blouse.0 -
Wet wool.0
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Watching people shave on telly in films etc, makes my skin crawl.0
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Chinese driversHead Hands Heart Lungs Legs0
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I squirm when I imagine slipping while shaving and slicing off a layer of my eyeball with the razor blade.0
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Things that make me shudder?
Spiders and creepy crawlies in general
Touching cotton wool
Getting kicked in the nuts
Rumble strips (there are some beauties where Balne Moor Road crosses the A19 at Whitley!)Ben
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David Shameron and Snake in the Grass Clegg walking side by side.....Whyte 905 (2009)
Trek 1.5 (2009)
Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp (2007)0 -
my sister in law0
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Chimps!
not the cuddly PG tips chimps, the fully grown monkey eating chimps like you see on Discovery Channel .0 -
milk- cant even look at it without feeling queasy
*faints*'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'0 -
Noel EdmondsWe need a bigger boat.
Giant OCR 4
Trek Madone 5.2
Ridgeback Speed (FCN 15)0 -
The thought of Labour being returned to office and wanting to make up for lost time...0
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horses0
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mkirby wrote:horses
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Worms and slugs.0
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Semolina :shock:
Corned Beef :shock: :shock:
Alan Titchmarsh :shock: :shock: :shock:I ride therefore I am0 -
Not so much a shudder, but when, as a child, I inadvertantly bit into a chocolate bar with some metal foil still attached. The moment it made contact with my mouth full of fillings I felt one of the most unpleasant feelings I have ever had.
I'm glad that foil-wrapped chocolate bars are a thing of the past.0 -
only one thing reay get me...giant centipedes
I touched one one in hte dark as it was in a tin can i was about to throw away... ehhhhhhghNothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
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