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matt581
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sweaty balls!
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Sitting in ball soup here0
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I asked the girls in the office if they would mind if I let them hang out to keep cool. Apparently its frowned upon! To be honest i thought i was being good by asking first.0
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Aye,its betty swollocks here too.
fook me, this humidity in the highlands is unheard of.
thank fook, i am on holiday in 8mins for 2 weeks. think espana beckons (sweet)
matt581 wrote:I asked the girls in the office if they would mind if I let them hang out to keep cool. Apparently its frowned upon! To be honest i thought i was being good by asking first.2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
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I hate having to peel them off your legs.0
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supersonic wrote:I hate having to peel them off your legs.
Even worse when they're not your own.
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The scrotum is one of natures miracles. How something can change size and elasticity that much is a mystery. They should make the wembley roof from them - when it gets hot, it will shut and block the sun out.0
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I am disappointed that a discussion on bollocks has stalled.
Talk more bollocks.
Even BMW torque curves if you must.0 -
Commando for me today I think, help mitigate the problem, I may even wear shorts too, now theres a thought :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:0
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I was ok yesterday. Wearing baggy shorts, with the window outside my room open and my room window open, creating a draft. I was able to position myself in the draft well enough to get a lovely breeze blowing over my knackers.0
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I put on extra talc today to try and help combat the swollocks. It could backfire and it turns into some sort of talc/sweat paste making a mess in my pants0
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Jacobs are fresh as a daisy - the power of Lynx.0
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D-Cyph3r wrote:Commando is the only way to go once the 25*C barrier has been broken.
it depends on what im doing, i sometimes need a sweat protection layer between my ball bag and my trousers or shorts.
today i am at a decent level of equilibrium, but i reckon if i tried i could stretch my ball bag out to about the size of A4.0 -
I think I'd prefer to own a sweaty ballbag than a big wet flange though in this heat.0
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supersonic wrote:I think I'd prefer to own a sweaty ballbag than a big wet flange though in this heat.
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Nothing wrong with big wet flanges as long as they're not your own
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
After a 2.75 hr ride and a 30min climb from Nantgwynant lake to Pen y Pass/Llanberis...
mine have...melted.0 -
Holy cow, I cannot imagine the horrors of that in this weather. I don't think even coming down the other side make that worthwhile, unless there was a moist flange waiting at the end maybe.Splottboy wrote:After a 2.75 hr ride and a 30min climb from Nantgwynant lake to Pen y Pass/Llanberis...
mine have...melted.0 -
If they're wet through sweatiness, then there's something very, very wrong.Stevo 666 wrote:Nothing wrong with big wet flanges as long as they're not your own0 -
Depends if it you who's caused it to become sweaty0
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i used to sleep with a bird who had a fanny which was constantly sopping wet, she virtually aqua-planned around the place. as good as that was, it was also like a wizards sleeve!!0
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Giong to get the missus into her Princess Leia outfit then standover fanning them coolI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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No flanges... just "Blind" Tourists - or at least they acted like it - as I bombed down Llanberis past the train station.
One lady was like a cross between Dawn French and Lenny Henry.
Dawn's size and Lennys looks, I kid you not!
Looked like a clone of the two...
Had to treat her like a mini-roundabout, lol!0 -
Oh, I forgot...
Saw an empty pack of condoms, in the middle of nowhere - Ok, near Rhyd Ddu - next to a field full of sheep/lambs.
Locals?0 -
What, you rode over her! :?Splottboy wrote:Had to treat her like a mini-roundabout, lol! It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
My Giant TCR wudda snapped. She was a Big Girl...
Really BIG!!!0 -
I have... Just got up. Good morning homos! 0
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Whoa, completely misread that as "shot up"!Cat With No Tail wrote:I have... Just got up. Good morning homos!0
