Ubuntu's becoming more like Windows all the time.

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,716
edited May 2010 in The Crudcatcher
I started a distribution upgrade at about 9am, it said it would be complete in 1 hour, 40 minutes.

An hour and 40 minutes later, it says... 50 minutes. I can only assume it's to help Windows users make the transition, they're used to completion times which bear no relation to reality.

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  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Oh dear, Maybe it;'s some kind of "microsoft minutes virus" written by Bill Gates?
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    whyamihere wrote:
    I started a distribution upgrade at about 9am, it said it would be complete in 1 hour, 40 minutes.

    An hour and 40 minutes later, it says... 50 minutes.

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    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    And you were expecting what exactly?
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Maybe your computer can't count?
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I know my computer can only count to 1
    (it DOES do it very very quickly tough - bless)
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    I know my computer can only count to 1

    Mine has been converted to count in potatos... :D
  • anton1r
    anton1r Posts: 272
    I point you to the relevant xkcd comic for "lolz" maybe this guy has started working on Ubuntu too.

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    "I have a plan, a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox." (from the Blackadder TV series)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    whyamihere wrote:
    I started a distribution upgrade at about 9am, it said it would be complete in 1 hour, 40 minutes.

    An hour and 40 minutes later, it says... 50 minutes. I can only assume it's to help Windows users make the transition, they're used to completion times which bear no relation to reality.

    You probably should have bought a Mac.

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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    whyamihere wrote:
    I started a distribution upgrade at about 9am, it said it would be complete in 1 hour, 40 minutes.

    An hour and 40 minutes later, it says... 50 minutes. I can only assume it's to help Windows users make the transition, they're used to completion times which bear no relation to reality.

    You probably should have bought a Mac.

    0653_homer-eating-popcorn-small-c7873.JPG

    What and paid 3 times the costs, for ahrdware half as good? just so i can have a pretty box and an ok operating system..

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie ... 004092628/

    Lets buy the Iturd :p
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    I know my computer can only count to 1
    (it DOES do it very very quickly tough - bless)

    I don't have a hard disk in my "PC". I have a basement full of Chinese people good at remembering numbers..
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    http://bash.org/?98
    ikkenai wrote:
    i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers


    :wink:



    [/geek]
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    whyamihere wrote:
    I started a distribution upgrade at about 9am, it said it would be complete in 1 hour, 40 minutes.

    An hour and 40 minutes later, it says... 50 minutes. I can only assume it's to help Windows users make the transition, they're used to completion times which bear no relation to reality.

    You probably should have bought a Mac.

    0653_homer-eating-popcorn-small-c7873.JPG

    What and paid 3 times the costs, for ahrdware half as good? just so i can have a pretty box and an ok operating system..

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie ... 004092628/

    Lets buy the Iturd :p

    Jealousy will get you nowhere. If you'd like to rent it off me then you just have to say so.

    Although touche on using a satirical magazine for your argument.
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    When i saw the title of this thread i thought you were talking about the Ubuntu soft drink make. Thought it was going to be a daily fail story about how someone had blamed a can of coke for them crashing!

    I'll get me coat! :oops:
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Jealousy?

    Sorry but people with white cars, shoes and puters fit int he same catogry for me, Chavs which for my election mandate were to be hunted for sport :p
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Oddly enough though white socks (which I don't own any) prevent your feet stinking. Strange but true.
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    Oddly enough though white socks (which I don't own any) prevent your feet stinking. Strange but true.

    I can safely say that in my experience this is not true! :oops:
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    yup Yee.. I have the same experience of norht here, doesn't matter what socks.. mine stink lol
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    well, ok, not "stop" stinking, but feet smell worse in black socks. I thought I was mad, but my brother in law (and my sister) can attest to it as well.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Are you sure you're not just wearing white socks for so long that they turn black because of dirt, by which time they'll smell worse than an obese frenchmans dead camels jockstrap?
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    bails87 wrote:
    Are you sure you're not just wearing white socks for so long that they turn black because of dirt, by which time they'll smell worse than an obese frenchmans dead camels jockstrap?

    Course not! As a student i regularly wash my socks, especially the ones i play sport in! :P
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    north-sure wrote:

    As a student

    If you hadn't said that, I might have believed you!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Nope, something in the dye i think.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Jealousy?

    Sorry but people with white cars, shoes and puters fit int he same catogry for me, Chavs which for my election mandate were to be hunted for sport :p

    But you'd secretly love a white car wouldn't you?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    My poor Fr... noooooooooooooooooooo how dare you say that!! :p

    Best colours ever are colours that don't show the dirt... silver, grey and all that so i don't have to clean it much hehe