And they say song writing is dead?

takethehighroad
takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
edited June 2010 in The bottom bracket
Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be wit ya
Please don't get me wrong, I just wanna see a picture

Take a dirty picture for me
Take a dirty picture
Take a dirty picture for me
Take a dirty picture

From the man that also brought us.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.

Taio Cruz, future Ivor Novello winner!

Comments

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    :cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Too beautiful for words.................. :cry::cry::cry:
  • bigmat
    bigmat Posts: 5,134
    Can't stand him - vile middle class gangster wanna-be, if he wasn't churning out cr*p like that he'd probably be in banking. Would love to see him spend a few days in south central LA! :twisted:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/41991871@N ... otostream/
  • afcbian
    afcbian Posts: 424
    Almost as bad as that other numpty currently in the "charts"

    "Just call me Flintstone 'coz I'm gonna make your bed rock"

    My ears are bleeding :roll: :roll:
    I ride therefore I am
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    MatHammond wrote:
    Can't stand him - vile middle class gangster wanna-be, if he wasn't churning out cr*p like that he'd probably be in banking. Would love to see him spend a few days in south central LA! :twisted:

    The to55er would last about five minutes in St Annes in "Shottingham".
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    A question I often ask in situations and ideas like this is: who are "they"? :lol:

    The "song" glorifies taking nude snaps of young women and spreading them around imo. Hardly noble. And that Ke$ha is it? She's just as bad, she sings crappy songs about sleeping around and getting bombed off her t*ts on drink as if thats a good and clever thing to do.

    Bl**dy deplorable [/end old man rant]
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Hear hear. where does this woman hang out?
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Pross wrote:
    Hear hear. where does this woman hang out?

    Trying to s*** old rockers like Jagger. Aim low, hehe! :lol:
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    downfader wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Hear hear. where does this woman hang out?

    Trying to s*** old rockers like Jagger. Aim low, hehe! :lol:

    Blasphemy!!!!

    You mean Bill Wyman, surley? :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    downfader wrote:
    A question I often ask in situations and ideas like this is: who are "they"? :lol:

    The "song" glorifies taking nude snaps of young women and spreading them around imo. Hardly noble. And that Ke$ha is it? She's just as bad, she sings crappy songs about sleeping around and getting bombed off her t*ts on drink as if thats a good and clever thing to do.

    Bl**dy deplorable [/end old man rant]

    It's the record companies and marketing men.

    Question is do they create the market or do they pander to an existing market? Either way it glorifies a certain low standard of behaviour in order to make a quick buck/quid/euro.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • stigofthedump
    stigofthedump Posts: 331
    I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
    But heaven knows i'm miserable now.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    What she asked of me at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed........ :shock:
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    As I was walking through my local store
    Searching for the ten pence of Lenor
    I bumped into this guy
    On seeing who he was I gave a cry
    f**king ell it's Fred Titmuss

    Ah, another timeless eighties classic

    Or

    Some girls are bigger than others
    Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    One of my fave 'artists' Captain Jack has the following lyrics in one of his tunes

    'I met a girl who said her name was Pat
    She said that her titties were big round and fat
    She said that her titties were big round and faaaaat'

    ...enjoy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXJGWqM34So
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.
  • bobs bikes
    bobs bikes Posts: 589
    classic line from the great mind of steven tyler!

    the buzz that im getting from the crack dont last, id rather be o'd ing on the crack of her ass!

    genius! :lol:
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Song writing died just after "Me and Mrs Jones" was penned.

    Song Writing, RIP buddy.

    We'll miss yer...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    How about this Kate Bush masterclass about her washing machine...

    But it's just your shirt
    Hanging on the washing line
    Waving its arm as the wind blows by
    And it looks so alive
    Nice and white
    Just like its climbed right out
    Of my washing machine
    Washing machine
    Washing machine

    Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy
    Get that dirty shirty clean
    Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy
    Make those cuffs and collars gleam
    Everything clean and shiny

    Washing machine
    Washing machine
    Washing machine
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    I prefer her unreleased, " Drier, low heat for synthetics..."

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