Questions for the new PM

Alain Quay
Alain Quay Posts: 534
edited May 2010 in The bottom bracket
Will he revive Spandau Ballet?


Gold! :lol:

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  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    which Lib Dem will be warming your toilet seat in the mornings?
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Who will be the first cabinet minister caught shagging his secretary?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    When's the Election?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    Is Foreign Minister Hague (please lips don't unpurse)
    of drinking age yet?
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Why does your face make me want to punch you?

    Can you please use some of my tax money you scammed on surgery or a mask?
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Will you miss your cycle commute now you're working from home?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Which one of your new cabinet will be found dead after an auto-erotic asphyxiation experiment goes wrong?

    You know when you've been tangoed!
  • Hals1967
    Hals1967 Posts: 231
    Would you let your missus grease my cleats ?

    1967 Engine
  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    Didn't 2 of your lot go to jail when you were last in power?

    John Major boffed Edwina Currie when he was PM, who are you aiming for?
    "I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, how good is that"
    --Jens Voight
  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    What is going to be your party LOGO........CON-DEM'ed




    Are you 2 going to be the new DICK'n'DOM
    No Pain; No Gain;

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/john-e-big-guns/
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    Have you had the chance to change the sheets?

    Have you found Gordans Porn stash?
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    If you mix 306 parts of blue with 57 parts of orange and 258 parts of red, plus 28 motley other colours, what colour do you end up with? It's not going to be what we started off in the first place with, is it: a muddied Brown?
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    With the Tory policy being that MP's shouldn't have a second job does that mean that you are unable to be Prime Minister as well as MP for your constituency?
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Will you share your new fag with with Georgie at Number 11?
    p24.JPG

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • Cressers
    Cressers Posts: 1,329
    edited May 2010
    As a part of the New Politics when will we hear about the formation of a Royal Comission on constitutional reform? Having a written one would be a start...
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    When will Lancashire have it's own regional assembly but still return MPs to the Commons where we can vote on issues effecting Yorkshire?
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • beverick
    beverick Posts: 3,461
    Will you expect Nick to pay for the Cabinet's coffees or will he just be bringing them from the machine?

    "That's fresh brew with milk and two sugars please Nick....."

    Bob

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