Will for PM?

ilm_zero7

as Will seems to polarise support and hatred, perhaps he has a political future. with such clear divisions we would never get a hung parliament!

ratsbeyfus

I heard that after meeting Will on a recent walkabout in Manchester, Nick Griffin was caught on mic saying "Who da F@£k was that bigot?'

finchy

I've heard that shares in concentration camp construction firms shot up after speculation that Will was standing for PM.

ilm_zero7

johnfinch wrote:

I've heard that shares in concentration camp construction firms shot up after speculation that Will was standing for PM.

you want to try living out here - not a jew in sight, and with very good reason!

Stewie Griffin

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

freehub

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

I'd send all cyclist hating drivers to Ireland, and legalise cycling on the M6 and M25 aswell as the M62 and the M5.

finchy

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

freehub

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

Mad Roadie

johnfinch

finchy

Mad Roadie wrote:

johnfinch

Why, thank you very much.

finchy

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

You'd send naughty people to one of the world's most fascinating countries? Midnight sun? Geysers and volcanoes? Thermal lagoons?

I predict a crimewave (started by me)

skyd0g

What's Wills policy on Wiggle importing cheap asian cyclists?

Mad Roadie

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

Ah, you see hunger strikes on the campaign trail and Will needs a bit of Arctic Roll and those fat laden party snacks from the equally fat welsh bird to keep his energy up!

freehub

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

You'd send naughty people to one of the world's most fascinating countries? Midnight sun? Geysers and volcanoes? Thermal lagoons?

I predict a crimewave (started by me)

No, they can all be dropped into that volcano to plug it. We'd only need about 50 million people from this country to plug it.

finchy

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

You'd send naughty people to one of the world's most fascinating countries? Midnight sun? Geysers and volcanoes? Thermal lagoons?

I predict a crimewave (started by me)

No, they can all be dropped into that volcano to plug it. We'd only need about 50 million people from this country to plug it.

I wasn't doing anything, officer.

Stewie Griffin

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

Woah, you can't send me there, I don't want to see folk shopping in their pyjamas. Could do with a holiday though, the whole place cant be fecked?

freehub

Stewie Griffin wrote:

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

Woah, you can't send me there, I don't want to see folk shopping in their pyjamas. Could do with a holiday though, the whole place cant be fecked?

Well I could just send everyone to Liverpool and put a fence round Liverpool.

Stewie Griffin

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

freehub wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

What's his policy re Wiggle and their recent poor treatment of cyclists? Will he take them to task re poor service & the lack of haribo or not? What about the Mails expose on dodgy foreigners riding our road bikes? Whats he going to do for me?

Well first, I'd send you to Iceland.

I'd send all naughty people to Iceland actually.

The shop or the country?

Both.

You'd send naughty people to one of the world's most fascinating countries? Midnight sun? Geysers and volcanoes? Thermal lagoons?

I predict a crimewave (started by me)

No, they can all be dropped into that volcano to plug it. We'd only need about 50 million people from this country to plug it.

He's got what it takes, he can already pick random numbers and parade them as facts

Mad Roadie

[/quote]

Well I could just send everyone to Liverpool and put a fence round Liverpool.[/quote]

Hull surely - much less controversial than Liverpool - make the M62 one way after Selby - and seal off the escape route over the Humber and save the taxpayer a fortune!

on the road

Maybe Cameron is Will? That Would explain a lot.

skyd0g

on the road wrote:

Maybe Cameron is Will? That Would explain a lot.

Has he been claiming for a second bike-shed? :shock:

Matt the Tester

i voted the first option as it seems sensible

ilm_zero7

on the road
well I dont think so - but he has his ears!. I mean look at the evidence..... Cameron's first cabinet meets, and I swear to god thats our man at the back of the room.



and then later today Cameron is taking the call from Obama, and HELL! its him in the background again!

Mad Roadie

steady rider wrote:

i voted the first option as it seems sensible

sensilble! since when was this thread sensible?

garrynolan

I'd send all cyclist hating drivers to Ireland, and legalise cycling on the M6 and M25 aswell as the M62 and the M5.[/quote]

Ireland? What did we do!?

ilm_zero7

more dedicated cycle tracks like the one in Rhyl - I wish it was closer , looks a great idea and great place

sheffsimon

garrynolan wrote:

I'd send all cyclist hating drivers to Ireland, and legalise cycling on the M6 and M25 aswell as the M62 and the M5.

Ireland? What did we do!?[/quote]

F'kall.

Apart from some Eurovision wins.

+ irish pub craze in 90's.