Has the country gone to the dogs since Cameron became PM?

ratsbeyfus
ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
edited May 2010 in The bottom bracket
Is it just me or have you noticed how dark everything has got since Cameron has become PM? Me and the wife have had to put the lights on. And it's got a bit cold in my house too.

I think there are some shifty looking types walking along my street!! When will this Tory madness end?


I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    A blue cloud of hope, wiv yellow bits in it just settled over my 4 bed detached in a nice area of Kent. I am in despair as my boxster wont fit in my garage, must have a clearout. A bootfair may be a nice idea due to a lot of chavs getting benefit cuts and will be looking for bargains.

    Right, off to ring my accountant. :D
  • ilm_zero7
    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    dmclite
    which bit of kent are you in to have Chav's? up to the medway maybe - the B Pikies round my way wont buy anything in a garage sale - just browse for what they can steel later that night!!
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    edited May 2010
    which bit of kent are you in to have Chav's?

    Could be Cha'am, Gillin'ham, Marga', Ramsga', Dover, Folkestone, Maidstone, Strood, Snodland, 'ythe

    EDIT: how could I have messed the Isle of Sheppey? :shock:
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    This post is unfair to dogs.It is not PC....Barking is a Tory kennel oops seat.
    bagpuss
  • brakelever
    brakelever Posts: 158
    ye gods , cameron knows about the life of ordinary people , must do , he was a member of the bullingdon club :evil: . the old school tie brigade must be rubbing there hands with glee , chin up chaps , an old etonian and his wife whose is a connection to the astors , they will speak for all of us wont they ? sorry if that sounds like sour grapes , but if you are poor or working class in this country you are in for a rough ride .
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    brakelever wrote:
    ye gods , cameron knows about the life of ordinary people , must do , he was a member of the bullingdon club :evil: . the old school tie brigade must be rubbing there hands with glee , chin up chaps , an old etonian and his wife whose is a connection to the astors , they will speak for all of us wont they ? sorry if that sounds like sour grapes , but if you are poor or working class in this country you are in for a rough ride .

    Don't worry, the Big Society will step in to save the poor, the pensioners, etc. *





















    * hopefully
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    If I can't get into uni due to it being so expensive cause of Cameron, I'm going to personally go and nick his bike.
  • Av it
    Av it Posts: 105
    freehub wrote:
    If I can't get into uni due to it being so expensive cause of Cameron, I'm going to personally go and nick his bike.

    Dont worry youre a celeb now youll have loads a money and be courted by nu labour, and window sales men
  • NormalD
    NormalD Posts: 145
    No Eastenders, not that it bothers me but the wife is livid.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I am in rainham, on the edge of Medway and swale. The Frontline. 8)
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    My three dogs 'ave just come in from our 4 acre garden.

    I'll ask 'em...
  • valedragon
    valedragon Posts: 37
    Someone has already nicked his bike!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    valedragon wrote:
    Someone has already nicked his bike!

    Asians.
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  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Organise, occupy, kick the tories out!
  • alfablue
    alfablue Posts: 8,497
    Aggieboy wrote:
    valedragon wrote:
    Someone has already nicked his bike!

    Asians.
    Well, what do you expect, they can't afford them!
  • Airwave
    Airwave Posts: 483
    Good luck to him-it's a poison chalice.
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    i voted the last option just to be popular :)
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  • Av it
    Av it Posts: 105
    alfablue wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    valedragon wrote:
    Someone has already nicked his bike!

    Asians.
    Well, what do you expect, they can't afford them!

    Doesnt matter they only ride em if theyve nicked em
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Yes but the last three Tory prime ministers were all from ordinary backgrounds, Major, Thatcher and Heath, while Blair was privately educated, Mandleson is related a former Labour grandee, Benn also, as for Harriet Harman a cousin of Cameron. Micheal Foot himself was from a well to do background and enjoyed the patronage of Lord Beaverbrook. The worst statistic is that there is less social mobility now than there was forty years ago, hmm, do you think Parliament could be a stich up on all sides to keep the masses down? Equate Labour with Ariel and the Conservatives with Persil, doesn't matter which one you buy they roughly do the same job?
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    tebbit wrote:
    Equate Labour with Ariel and the Conservatives with Persil, doesn't matter which one you buy they roughly do the same job?
    Yes, and if you look closely you'll discover that they're all owned by the same couple of companies
  • mroli
    mroli Posts: 3,622
    freehub wrote:
    If I can't get into uni due to it being so expensive cause of Cameron, I'm going to personally go and nick his bike.

    If you get into Uni with your atrocious spelling and grammar, it will be a clear indication of falling educational standards under this CON/LIB coalition.... :lol:
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Eastenders got cancelled.

    It's not all bad :twisted:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    First day with Cameron as PM and it's raining with a high chance of thunderstorms.

    Mind you I'm in Slovenia so I'm not quite sure how I'm going to blame Cameron for this. But I'll find a way.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    johnfinch wrote:
    First day with Cameron as PM and it's raining with a high chance of thunderstorms.

    Mind you I'm in Slovenia so I'm not quite sure how I'm going to blame Cameron for this. But I'll find a way.

    Yeah, here comes the storm. Bloody Tories.
  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Yes, just look at this report from the BBC:

    The coldest May night since 1996 was felt in many parts of the UK on Tuesday, some of which have seen snowfall, said BBC forecasters.

    The night time UK average is normally 4-7C in late May.

    But -6C was recorded in the Highlands of Scotland, -3.1C in Oxfordshire, -4.3C in Wales, -5.3C in Cumbria -3.9C in East Anglia and 0C in London.


    It is like in Harry Potter when the Dementors appear and everything ices up.
    :(


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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    I had my heart set on a baton with olives and feta cheese for lunch and they had no batons. One fecking day in power and there is already a bread shortage.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    pneumatic wrote:
    Yes, just look at this report from the BBC:

    The coldest May night since 1996 was felt in many parts of the UK on Tuesday, some of which have seen snowfall, said BBC forecasters.

    The night time UK average is normally 4-7C in late May.

    But -6C was recorded in the Highlands of Scotland, -3.1C in Oxfordshire, -4.3C in Wales, -5.3C in Cumbria -3.9C in East Anglia and 0C in London.


    It is like in Harry Potter when the Dementors appear and everything ices up.
    :(

    So.....

    In 1996 the Tories were in power - cold
    In 1997 Labour were in power - milder
    In 2010 the Tories come to power - cold

    The winter before Maggie came to power was severe.

    Strong forces at work :evil:

    Still, the summer of '79 was pretty nice 8)
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Ahh Maggie - when Britain was great and lefties were a minority to be feared. Happy days.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    daviesee wrote:
    In 1996 the Tories were in power - cold
    In 1997 Labour were in power - milder
    In 2010 the Tories come to power - cold

    The winter before Maggie came to power was severe.

    Strong forces at work

    So the implication is that skiers should vote tory
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    I had my heart set on a baton with olives and feta cheese for lunch and they had no batons. One fecking day in power and there is already a bread shortage.

    You could always eat some proper food for proper people, you London ponce. :wink: