What's on your desk?

Ben6899

Another forum I post on once had a "What's on your desk?" thread. Some of the replies were interesting and intriguing so I thought it might be worth a go on here. I'll start:

Laptop;
CD/MD player;
1 speaker (the other's on the floor);
HDTV;
PS3;
Wireless controller;
Pair of Oakley Jawbone;
Pair of Vonzipper Fernstein;
Jewelry box full of cufflinks, chains etc;
3 football trophies;
1 football medal;
VB can cooler used to store Oyster card, train tickets etc;
A clock;
Small wicker basket full of change;
Oakland Raiders football helmet;
Postcard from Fremantle;
Model cars: MX5, MGB Roadster, London bus;
Paper bag full of receipts;
Cards: debit, HMV, Boots, work access;
Money;
Watch, rings, bracelet;
2 packets of Wrigley's Extra; and
Remote controls

mtbhenry888

nothing, i dont have a desk!

whyamihere

5 saddles (see other topic)
2 speakers
Headphone amp, connecting the computer's output to the speakers, headphones, and a cable running to my guitar amp to allow jamming to MP3s
Monitor
Keyboard and mouse
Stack of blank DVDs
A couple of pots containing assorted stationary
Guitar capo
Box of guitar picks
More assorted picks strewn around
Wallet
Travel pass
Stanley knife
Watch
Assorted receipts
Torch
Attachments for my hair clippers
New heads for my toothbrush
A couple of packets of medicines (paracetamol and antihistamines)
Deodorant
Nail clippers
My old MP3 player which broke yesterday
Phone

Under my desk is my computer, tent, sleeping bag and various bike bits.

SteveR_100Milers

which desk do I start with???

dag_on_a_bike

PCPro mag
Cycling Active mag (purchased for the DVD - Cycling+ is downstairs in the kitchen)
Visual Basic programming book
Notepaper block
ADSL router
8 port hub
Pedometer
Blackberry quickstart guide (been there for 3 months)
Ruler
Rollerball pen
Clutch pencil
Rubber band
Business card holder
Stapler
Paperclips in magnetic holder
Mastering Delphi 5 book (as a monitor stand)
24" widescreen monitor
Laser printer
Scanner
3 drinks mats
Wireless mouse/keyboard transmitter
Photo holder
Blackberry
Zinn & the Art of Road Bike Maintenance book
1/2 sheet of wrapping paper
Mousemat
Mouse
Keyboard
Headphones/microphone
Dust

Frank the tank

This thread is discriminatory against "blue collar" workers . So I'm going to start a thread elsewhere.

vitesse169

Desk at work -
3 screens
1 cortex (telephony/radios)
keyboard
mouse
folder - with notes on all the 12 systems applications we use
mobile fone
cycling weekly
bag of bits
mug of coffee - I am at work
pocket diary
glasses/case
choccie wrapper
headset case

White Line

You ready for this?

Starting from the top ... *deep breath*

Throw Dough;
120 grit sandpaper;
sketchbooks;
Oxford Popular English Dictionary;
Band of Brothers box set;
Materials Science and Engineering book;
Rant and Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk;
box of Ikea lightbulbs;
a cactus;
Shimano Ultegra 6700 SPD-SL pedals;
an old 5.5G iPod Video;
some Engineering data book from IMechE;
a cigarette made into a flower;
half full/empty bottle of vodka;
a little pizzaiolo soft toy;
a Tacx Tao bottle cage;
kneaded eraser;
Zipvit / Elite bottle;
Zipvit power;
laser pen;
two Elite Custom Rage bottle cages;
two Elite Nature Bottles;
charcoal;
plant pot full of pens ans screws;
Fizik Microtex bartape;
envelopes;
a Rubix Cube;
Shimano SPD-SL cleats;
1.5 TB external HDD;
charcoal pencil;
moisturiser;
two different wet lubes;
one dry lube;
eight shot glasses;
Canada flag;
Selection of magnets;
uni timetable;
Stig's helmet bank;
Selection of aftershaves;
a lamp;
dry wipes pens;
five empty Dandelion and Burdock cans;
one empty Red Stripe can;
pakora sauce;
scissors;
empty polystyrene box (had pakora in it);
needle and thread;
pens;
mouse;
receipts and general bits of paper;
Garmin cadence sensor;
Shimano M520 pedals;
chocolate;
mostly full bottle of Jack Daniel's;
full bottle of something that's supposed to be like Apple Sourz, but it's horrible;
two empty pint glasses;
a yoghurt pot with spoon;
old Cateye light;
fig rolls;
poppadom;
a drawer full of loads of paper, pens, general crap;
graphics tablet;
bag with about seven or eight innertubes with holes in them, needing fixed;
small notbook;
stapler;
hi-fi ...

Think that's it. :oops: Need to tidy my room I think.

Radioactiveman

13 screens in total. Plenty of flashy lights and buttons. 3 telephones. 1 radio .

garrynolan

No job - no desk. Boo!!

antfly

A gorgeous brunette with her legs wrapped around my neck. :P

crumbschief

antfly wrote:

A gorgeous brunette with her legs wrapped around my neck. :P

And a Colnago with a dartboard,you git,i must pop round some time.

antfly

It`s only a cheap Taiwanese Colnago, i`m afraid, but the dartboard`s a good one.

Ben6899

Christ above, White Line, how big's your desk? Could you saw it in half and give some to the blue collar workers!?

crumbschief

501 it is then antfly,btw it's still a nice bike.I have no desk,how about what surrounds you at your place for posting on BikeRadar?

antfly

I don`t have a desk either.

White Line

It's quite bad that I missed a lot of things as well. :oops: My desk's not even that big ... about the width of my bed (not length). Although, it does have some shelves.

You should see me in uni. I pretty much claim a whole table when I do assignments.

desmosedici

Screen
Wireless keyboard + mouse
2 small speakers
2 pairs of sunglasses
2 lighters
Pack of Marlboros
Spare pair of reading glasses
Car park entry card
16GB pen drive
Spare keys for company car
Painkillers
Some spare change
Mug of coffee
Headphones for iPod
Post it notes
Big envelope of receipts
Calculator
Lots of papers requiring my attention/ decision
Overflowing in-tray
Empty out-tray

Jez mon

Laptop
32inch TV
Xbox 360
Solid Edge CD
External Hard drive
Engineering Equation Solver CD
Mouse
Speakers
Two sets of headphones
Poll Card
HTC Magic
Graphics Calculator
Scientific Calculator x 2
Ipod Touch
Razor
Wallet
Family Guy DVD
Deodorant
Guitar tuner
Reading light
Cup of Coffee
Couple of pens
Random bits of paper

iain_j

On the desk:
Laptop
Speakers
A few leftover Quality Streets
My ticket from work's World Cup Sweepstake (I got England!)
A couple of CTC and SYHA magazines
A couple of coasters
A leaflet about the Fred Whitton challenge (to be done over several days I think)
MP3 player
Electric toothbrush charger
ID card from work

Under the desk:
Old computer & monitor & keyboard & mouse & assorted leads (yours for £100 )
Printer (with dried-up ink no doubt)
Scanner (slow and crap)
Box of CD-ROM's (most of which serve no purpose really)
Assorted notepads
Rather untidy desk tidy

donnie murdo

LG wide tft, Sony Vaio Laptop with Duran Duran on Spotify, lamp, 'Mint Sauce' mouse mat and mouse, keyboard, Bose speakers, Mathmos Space Projector, Nathan Jurevicius 'Tree Dweller' vinyl toy, bottle of Ardbeg in bottom drawer (not shown)

rob0070

My Secretary !!!