a song to read to the bride from the bestman

bluechair84
bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
edited April 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Morning guys! Happy freakin Friday!! Got a ride up in the lakes ahead of me with a bit of luck, weather holding.
I'm at a wedding there this weekend and have been given the... err... honour of bestman. As part of my speech I want to pass of a song as a poem that the groom and I wrote together to express his love for her. But I'm terrible with music. Can you give me some recommendations as to a cheesy tune that people will recognise, that I can pass of in all scincerity as Mine and the Grooms - tongue in cheek.
Blood hound gangs - doing it like mamals is possibly a bit blue.
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  • bluechair84
    bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    hmm... he could join in with Kens part maybe... 'commmon Hannah let's go party?' Hmm possibly.
  • Mickey Eye
    Mickey Eye Posts: 590
    Closer- NIN
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    hmm... he could join in with Kens part maybe... 'commmon Hannah let's go party?' Hmm possibly.
    :lol:
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Sweet child of mine!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,702
    Mickey Eye wrote:
    Closer- NIN
    I agree completely.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    NIN Suck.


    FACT.
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Nine Inch Nails - Hurt

    drink a pint of glass before hand and do the Johnny Cash version :)
    I hurt myself today
    To see if I still feel
    I focus on the pain
    The only thing that's real
    The needle tears a hole
    The old familiar sting
    Try to kill it all away
    But I remember everything

    What have I become?
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know
    Goes away in the end
    You could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    something by kenny rogers
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    how about the chorus from The Bad Touch, by the Blodhound gang.

    You and me baby aint nothing but mammals.................
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    gazderry wrote:
    how about the chorus from The Bad Touch, by the Blodhound gang.

    You and me baby aint nothing but mammals.................

    You mean the one he mentioned in the OP? :wink:
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    anything by shaggy!

    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • bobcheese
    bobcheese Posts: 343
    Kaiser chiefs - every day I love you less and less :lol:

    seriously though go for something from boyzone or westlife and you can't go wrong. Instead of doing it as a poem why not just crack out the sing star or rock band and do it in style!!!!! :shock:
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    or have the Dj cue up "my humps" by the black eyed eas and start dancing on the table :lol:

    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    you would be a fool not to throw out whatever you have written and play this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AY88BQZWos
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Roberta Flack

    The first time ever I saw your face
    I thought the sun rose in your eyes
    And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
    To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
    To the dark and the empty skies.

    The first time ever I kissed your mouth
    And felt your heart beat close to mine
    Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
    That was there at my command, my love
    That was there at my command.

    And the first time ever I lay with you
    I felt your heart so close to mine
    And I knew our joy would fill the earth
    And last till the end of time my love
    It would last till the end of time my love
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Roberta Flack

    The first time ever I saw your face
    I thought the sun rose in your eyes
    And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
    To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
    To the dark and the empty skies.

    The first time ever I kissed your mouth
    And felt your heart beat close to mine
    Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
    That was there at my command, my love
    That was there at my command.

    And the first time ever I lay with you
    I felt your heart so close to mine
    And I knew our joy would fill the earth
    And last till the end of time my love
    It would last till the end of time my love

    i think its a hetero wedding mate...................
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Roberta Flack

    The first time ever I saw your face
    I thought the sun rose in your eyes
    And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
    To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
    To the dark and the empty skies.

    The first time ever I kissed your mouth
    And felt your heart beat close to mine
    Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
    That was there at my command, my love
    That was there at my command.

    And the first time ever I lay with you
    I felt your heart so close to mine
    And I knew our joy would fill the earth
    And last till the end of time my love
    It would last till the end of time my love

    i think its a hetero wedding mate...................

    :lol:
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    For maximum effect it needs to be a song with a well written first verse but that has a chorus that everyone will know and have a "penny dropping" moment. Love the idea, but can't think of any songs off the top of my head myself right now.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Bon Jovi Living on a prayer!
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Andy wrote:
    Bon Jovi Living on a prayer!

    Surely the guests will all recognise that song from the first line?
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Reel 2 Reel - I like to move it
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    why not come up with some words yourself, as opposed to passing off some gimpish music producer's work as your effort at delivering a powerful message to the bride/groom and all those listening?

    Personally, if someone started reading out lyrics of a random song at my wedding, I'd set them on fire.

    If you MUST use someone else's words, why not consider something a little more classical and refined, rather than the mumblings of a band that had a number 7 hit in the UK charts.

    It doesn't have to be obscure, paraphrase a classical poet or author, one that the commoners might have even heard of so that you don't ostracise them, but at the same time suggests that you put a bit of thought into it rather than asking a bunch of webbos on a mountain bike internet fourm.


    ;)
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    yoohoo999 you do know that the point is that it is recognised for the purpose of humour right? :shock:
  • Smack my bltch up - Prodigy

    A bit lacking in the lyrics department, but you'd get the message across :lol:
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Poison - Alice Cooper? ;)
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    snow patrol - chasing cars?