Spring is in the air

spongtastic

What to do at lunchtime?
I decided to go for a quick spin, the woman I nearly ran over in the middle of a trail had decided to let her bloke take a poke from round the back.
I thought it best to make a quick getaway

cat_with_no_tail

Is it just me who dosent understand this post?

Tolk

Think he means he nearly hit a couple who were going at it?

spongtastic

.Yes, exactly that.

Whilst cycling round a local route at lunch time I nearly ran into a couple who were engaged in intercourse, with the man entering from behind. For some reason they had positioned themselves across part of a very narrow trail at the bottom of a steep hill. They were understandably upset, the man more so, and proceeded to shout a long and loud set of expletives usually associated with persons of questionable parentage, female genitalia and sailors. In order to save their modesty I carried on with my journey.

homers_double

What type of dog were you walking?

D-Cyph3r

One of those times you really, REALLY wish you wer wearing a helmet cam.


(cue innuendo)

spongtastic

If i'd been walking my dog, he'd have been off the lead and trying to bite the blokes bottom.

Last week I found a brand new tent that somebody had tried to put up, probably whilst drunk looking at the bottles close by, but they'd given up and left half the stuff in the bag.

Suffolk can be a very strange place.

cat_with_no_tail

spongtastic wrote:

.Yes, exactly that.

Whilst cycling round a local route at lunch time I nearly ran into a couple who were engaged in intercourse, with the man entering from behind. For some reason they had positioned themselves across part of a very narrow trail at the bottom of a steep hill. They were understandably upset, the man more so, and proceeded to shout a long and loud set of expletives usually associated with persons of questionable parentage, female genitalia and sailors. In order to save their modesty I carried on with my journey.

Ah, I thought that's what you were saying, it was the "in the middle of the trail" bit I couldn't get my head around. Was thinking surely nobody would just be going at it in the middle of a trail. clearly though, I was wrong.

spongtastic

The thing is, if the post wasn't so cack, I'd probably be riding round with one of those ebay muvi clones, capturing the 'WTF' moment in all its glory. Would have been interesting trying to explain that to the wife.