SHUT UP!
supersonic
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I think every OAP on the damn estate is out either strimming, lawn mowing, drilling, clipping, trimming, cutting with every god damn tool imaginable. I want some peace!!!
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haha... my dad bought a petrol mower when he retired... considering our garden is small enough to do in 4 runs..
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Its a bit pointless
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at least they aint annoying me, my mental ex neighbour accused me of putting wasps in her garden.
Surely this abhorrent noise is the perfect casing point for sunday afternoon bingo, keep this verminous sub culture of wrinklies off the streets and out of their gardens0 -
There is some giffer out making a shed, or ark or summat. I am getting my crossbow out of the loft...0
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supersonic wrote:There is some giffer out making a shed, or ark or summat. I am getting my crossbow out of the loft...
Photo evidence?0 -
Better not, my brother is a copper lol.0
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Blame the Strongbow
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i was very much expecting to open this thread and find one word in the first post:
realman.0 -
Hehe, that thread will be locked soon methinks.0
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No...the noise you can hear are:
1. Hip replacements. Gratting/grinding noises.
2. Pigs heart valves...titanium if the went "Private". Regular "pinging" sound.
3. Plastic knee replacements, steel if as above.
4. Rattling noises were medication settling into the large intentine.
5. High pitched noise were untuned hearing aids.
6. You don't wanna know what the low, rumbling sounds were...0 -
It has just starting pisssing down - silence, wahey!0
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They've all gone rusty then?
It'll look like a scene from "Who wantsta be a Tin Man?" with Phantom Face Lloyd-Webber lurking around the corner.
Bet he'd wanna "lubricate" those ol' crustys...0 -
I was rather hoping for a bzzzz bzzzzz BANG - then lots of smoke.0
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Mrs vibrator did that once.
Never been the same since..0 -
Her or the vibrator?!0
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How cool is that name too Mrs Vibrator0
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Her brothers name is "Buzz Lightrear..."0
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The people a couple of gardens down from us squeezed out some offspring a while back, and they're currently at the 'run around the garden shouting as loudly as we can, especially on a Sunday morning' stage. That's irritating...0
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whyamihere wrote:The people a couple of gardens down from us squeezed out some offspring a while back, and they're currently at the 'run around the garden shouting as loudly as we can, especially on a Sunday morning' stage. That's irritating...
Land mines in their lawn, although noisy to begin with, certainly sort out this little problem...0 -
The Victor Meldrew thread!
I got back from a pleasant blat around the Chase yesterday evening and one of the neigbours was trimming his privet hedge with the kind of chainsaw you only see in horror films. Christ it was noisy.0 -
My neighbours have 2 little kids with a trampoline - I was out in the backgarden working on my bike at the weekend and all I heard was creek....creak.....creek,then one of them decied to try and say 'hello' everytime her head popped over the fence line when she bounced so I got creek..hello!..creek..hello!..creek..hello!..creek..hello! bloody annoyingSanta Cruz Chameleon
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If you cut 1/2 way through the springs...by the time they break there'll be no forensic evidence to pin it on you.
Use rubber gloves, new pliers bought at an old DIY store with no CCTV.
Oh, and pay by cash...0
