chain rant
Rob4
Posts: 75
Broke my chain going through Wimbledon Common this morning, got the chain tool out on the Alien and started the finicky business of replacing the link. Done it before so apart from the hassle, not a big problem, Anyway, as I was doing it a good 100 women with spaniels walked past without a word, a good 50 cyclists rode past without a word, finally one cyclist stopped and asked in an Ozzie accent if I had the right kit and needed any help. Thanks mate! Tonight I toast that man with Fosters!
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You must have looked like you knew what you were doing, so help not required
What kind of assistance were you expecting from the spaniels...?0 -
Gussio wrote:What kind of assistance were you expecting from the spaniels...?
Good lord, man! If you've never seen a spaniel completely rebuild a bicycle then you've never been on acid!
Springers, obviously. King Charles would be ridiculous.Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0 -
beverick wrote:Rob4 wrote:....a good 100 women with spaniels walked past without a word.......!
That explains it. You'd have had better luck with bad women and spaniels can't handle chain splitters - they don't have opposable thumbs...........
Bob
Well - if they were adjustable spaniels they might have been able to help.... otherwise you'd have to hope they were metric spaniels and not imperial ones. Then they wouldn't work.Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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I always carry a power link nowWhether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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Giant Anthem X4
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Kieran_Burns wrote:beverick wrote:Rob4 wrote:....a good 100 women with spaniels walked past without a word.......!
That explains it. You'd have had better luck with bad women and spaniels can't handle chain splitters - they don't have opposable thumbs...........
Bob
Well - if they were adjustable spaniels they might have been able to help.... otherwise you'd have to hope they were metric spaniels and not imperial ones. Then they wouldn't work.
Though someone walking by with several dogs might have been able to lend you a chain whippet0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Well - if they were adjustable spaniels they might have been able to help.... otherwise you'd have to hope they were metric spaniels and not imperial ones. Then they wouldn't work.
Rofpmsl! Awesome!'11 Cannondale Synapse 105CD - FCN 4
'11 Schwinn Corvette - FCN 15?
'09 Pitch Comp - FCN (why bother?) 11
'07 DewDeluxe (Bent up after being run over) - FCN 80 -
Rob4 wrote:....a good 100 women with spaniels walked past without a word.......!
Well if you were that rude about their breasts I'm not surprised they didn't stop.0 -
davis wrote:Gussio wrote:What kind of assistance were you expecting from the spaniels...?
Good lord, man! If you've never seen a spaniel completely rebuild a bicycle then you've never been on acid!
Springers, obviously. King Charles would be ridiculous.
where's the little smash alien icon when you need it?0 -
Maybe it was the same woman walking past 100 times to check out your buns of steel while you worked?
PS I'm a burd and would certainly consider this a worthwhile activity if the buns warranted it"I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell"
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fenboy369 wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Well - if they were adjustable spaniels they might have been able to help.... otherwise you'd have to hope they were metric spaniels and not imperial ones. Then they wouldn't work.
Rofpmsl! Awesome!
You may need to be concerned that you like my humour.
I would recommend electro-therapy.....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Kieran_Burns wrote:
You may need to be concerned that you like my humour.
Damnit, that made me smile a bit and almost chuckle
How often do chains break?! Is it likely if you look after them, and replace regularly?0