Last week, Mr Cameron...

D-Cyph3r

"met a Caribbean gentleman, who told me that paedophiles should be banned from drinking in England and Wales."

The Northern Monkey

"Last week, I met a Muslim former Labour voter, who told me that the Guardian was very bad for house prices

Fantastic Mr Fox

"Last week, I met a Somali advertising executive, who told me that Twitter set fire to a bag of kittens."

"Last week, I met an old Chelsea supporter, who told me that dubstep was very bad for house prices."

"Last week, I met a disenfranchised grandmother, who told me that Lady Gaga was to blame for the recession."

alexj2233

"Last week, I met a lesbian pensioner, who told me that trendy teachers were stopping first-time buyers getting onto the property ladder."

WTF??

Northwind

It's no dafter than the real thing...

"'I was in Plymouth recently and a 40-year-old black man...said, 'I came here when I was six, I've served in the Royal Navy for 30 years, I'm incredibly proud of my country.
But I'm so ashamed that we've had this out-of-control system with people abusing it so badly'.'"

Leaving aside the whole 10-year-olds in the Navy thing, here's what the "40 year old black man" says now:

'He said I spent 30 years in the Navy. I was actually in for six years, as a marine engineer serving on HMS Intrepid and HMS Berwick.'At least he took 10 years off my age.'

'What I find unacceptable is that the politicians - Labour, Tory, I can't say Lib-Dem because they haven't been in power - seem to care more about everybody else and forget the British people.

'A friend who has fought two wars for this country was called an asylum seeker.
People can't distinguish. Every time a crime is committed by a black person, it reflects badly on all of us.'

'Britain needs immigrants. It's a rich and diverse country with a heritage to be proud of.'