The Great 2010 Milk disaster averted...
Splottboy
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Just dropped my son to work, on my day off..)
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Following a rider on a Mtb, got to a junction and there was chaos. A milk van had dropped plastic cartons onto the road.
The cyclist had to negotiate the junction, whilst drivers doged the milk guy trying to pick up the cartons, risking life-and-litres.
So, I imagined the result if the cars hadn't doged the cartons: Rider covered head to toe with Low Fat white splashes. Try explaining that when you get to work !
Come on, where's the jokes...Milky Way, Whiteout in North Wales...
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Following a rider on a Mtb, got to a junction and there was chaos. A milk van had dropped plastic cartons onto the road.
The cyclist had to negotiate the junction, whilst drivers doged the milk guy trying to pick up the cartons, risking life-and-litres.
So, I imagined the result if the cars hadn't doged the cartons: Rider covered head to toe with Low Fat white splashes. Try explaining that when you get to work !
Come on, where's the jokes...Milky Way, Whiteout in North Wales...
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Talking of milk and North Wales...
I just read that a farmer from North Wales pumped 5,000 litres of Milk into the Irish Sea!!
Some sort of protest?
No - he wanted to feed the Sea Cat!!!!!
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Over to you Basil, "Boom-Boom!"0
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Percy Vera wrote:Talking of milk and North Wales...
I just read that a farmer from North Wales pumped 5,000 litres of Milk into the Irish Sea!!
Some sort of protest?
No - he wanted to feed the Sea Cat!!!!!
What a waste, I'd have taken that 5000L off him free of charge. Won't be no loss for him like at the rate cows produce milk.0 -
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Oh, my side are splitting open...give me some velcro!!!
I knew that there were some other sickos out there besides me! LOL!
Keep em coming.
No keep on Mooving jokes yet???0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:The van driver was clearly going whey too fast.
How do you know? Did he go past your eyes?
I will get my own coat thank you very much!0 -
Stewie Griffin wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:The van driver was clearly going whey too fast.
How do you know? Did he go past your eyes?
I will get my own coat thank you very much!
He had to be. How else would the accident have a curd?
(They're coming for me in white coats....)0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:Stewie Griffin wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:The van driver was clearly going whey too fast.
How do you know? Did he go past your eyes?
I will get my own coat thank you very much!
He had to be. How else would the accident have a curd?
(They're coming for me in white coats....)
accident could have been avoided if he had taken an udder route.
Could have been worse though, if it happened in January the milk would have been fresian....0 -
markyboy2005 wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:Stewie Griffin wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:The van driver was clearly going whey too fast.
How do you know? Did he go past your eyes?
I will get my own coat thank you very much!
He had to be. How else would the accident have a curd?
(They're coming for me in white coats....)
accident could have been avoided if he had taken an udder route.
Could have been worse though, if it happened in January the milk would have been fresian....
Maybe we're being a little harsh on the driver, though. With the supermarkets milking them dry, the dairy industry has to cut corners. And they can't be taking detours all day if they want to urn a living.0 -
Luckily, the Mtb riders didn't get...creamed.0
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Glad everyone was all white
Hope the van driver didn't get skimmed by a car0 -
Saw some big cats lapping up the milk. Two litre jaguars...0
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Slapshot wrote:Some of you are milking these gags a bit too far
It was bound to get a bit cheesy, after all.0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:Slapshot wrote:Some of you are milking these gags a bit too far
It was bound to get a bit cheesy, after all.
How dairy say that.Cycling weakly0 -
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Bhima could have made yoghurt0
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Slapshot wrote:Some of you are milking these gags a bit too far
hey......have you got a beef with us?
If you don't like it, moooove on.0
