Easter's ALMOST finished...
Splottboy
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Just eat a Cadburys cream egg, 5 of 6 bought for me and the Mrs, as well as a box of Terry's All Gold darks. ( Hope the ex Mrs Henrys not listening, lol!)
They were bought by my best mate, to thank us for letting him stay over Easter, but he doesn't do thing by half.
He's 6ft 4ins, 27 stone and has a 75 in chest !
We know his chest size as she had to measure a jumper for him, to buy wool to knit a "Superman" logo jumper for him. His waist is probably 10 - 15ins bigger !
Mrs can't find a pattern big enuff, surprise, surprise, so it'll be a 35in pattern doubled.
Think the Mrs must by bloody Superwoman to attempt to knit it.
There'll be lots of bald sheep up here next week..
They were bought by my best mate, to thank us for letting him stay over Easter, but he doesn't do thing by half.
He's 6ft 4ins, 27 stone and has a 75 in chest !
We know his chest size as she had to measure a jumper for him, to buy wool to knit a "Superman" logo jumper for him. His waist is probably 10 - 15ins bigger !
Mrs can't find a pattern big enuff, surprise, surprise, so it'll be a 35in pattern doubled.
Think the Mrs must by bloody Superwoman to attempt to knit it.
There'll be lots of bald sheep up here next week..
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He may be your best mate but I bet you don't let him get on your bike!0
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I got him a cheapo bike when I lived in Essex, Raleigh thing, steel.
Tells me he uses it, but...0 -
Splottboy wrote:Tells me he uses it, but...
Yeah but for what? :shock:The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
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http://img87.yfrog.com/img87/336/mycubeb.jpg
http://lonelymiddlesomethingguy.blogspot.com/0 -
Probably use the forks, to eat with!0
