Stuff kids say...

pottssteve
pottssteve Posts: 4,069
edited April 2010 in The bottom bracket
My son is a massive Pokemon fan. In fact, he's as boring about that as I am about cycling...

Anyway, yesterday he was explaining how one of the Pokemon weighs 1000 elbuls. I thought this was a made up unit of mass until I worked out he meant lbs! Aw, bless... :D

Any to add?
Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

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  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    A game of I Spy with my nephew years ago. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with Q. We were all utterly stumped and gave up in the end. What had he spied? Cucumber :lol:
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    My mum once told me about the time my nan was playing "I spy" with a young lad. Something beginning with 't'.

    After a good half hour and loads of guesses...

    t'ash pan
    Ben

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  • Ands
    Ands Posts: 1,437
    After a trip to the Manchester Museum, specifically to see the dinosaurs,my five year old daughter wanted to phone her grandparents and tell them all about it. When her nanny asked her which type of dinosaur she had seen, she very excitedly - and proudly - told her that she had seen a FernandoTorres-Rex.

    (You can tell which football team she is being brought up to support!)
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  • markyboy2005
    markyboy2005 Posts: 465
    At the weekend, we bought my daughter a pink diary with a padlock....she announced to her older brothers that no-one would be able to look at her diarrhoea........
  • Station
    Station Posts: 8
    When my youngest girl was about 3 she was had taken her top off & gazed down at her chest:

    "Daddy, what these ?"

    "Those are nipples darling. Everyones got them."

    "You got nipples ?"

    (I lift up my shirt)
    "Yes, look. Daddys nipples"

    Long pause with expression of concentration/deep thought on her face then she holds her hands cupped in front of her chest (You know the pose) ...

    "Mummy BIG nipples"
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    One of my own...

    Went to see Aladdin in pantomime with my mum. Enjoyed the whole panto, but was waiting in anticipation through the whole show. It finished, and I was a bit confused. So I asked my mum. "So where's the lad? A-lad-in... in what?" :lol:
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    I overheard a mother and daughter (approx 6 yo):
      Girl: Do you know why dogs chase cats? Mother: No, why do dogs chase cats? Girl: Because cats are made of ham!


    PMSL. :D
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