Office Wind ups....

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  • Gypsum_Fantastic
    Gypsum_Fantastic Posts: 172
    Anyone else see the irony in stamping out bullying in the workplace by threatening to fire people :?
  • Ginjafro
    Ginjafro Posts: 572
    Two windups/pranks you might want to consider:

    1. The photocopier - Copy a paperclip on a load of copy paper. Remove and place back in the copy tray. You can have hours of fun watching the victim trying to work out where the clip is.

    2. The umbrella - does anyone still walk and use one? Anyway if the do and you'll have to wait for a rainy day for this one. Empty the contents of a hole-punch into the brolly. I saw this happen to a colleague when he opened his brolly up in Stockport precinct many years ago. He would have been brilliant as a clown at Billy Smart's Circus.
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  • term1te
    term1te Posts: 1,462
    Years ago when the first 286 computer appeared in our office, for four of us to share, there was a teach yourself to touch type program on it. One lady was doing really well, but was clearly cheating by looking at the keyboard the whole time. So I swapped the A and E keys over, and for a few days she couldn't understand why her scores kept coming down. Oh how we laughed.
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  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    Ginjafro wrote:
    Two windups/pranks you might want to consider:

    1. The photocopier - Copy a paperclip on a load of copy paper. Remove and place back in the copy tray. You can have hours of fun watching the victim trying to work out where the clip is.

    2. The umbrella - does anyone still walk and use one? Anyway if the do and you'll have to wait for a rainy day for this one. Empty the contents of a hole-punch into the brolly. I saw this happen to a colleague when he opened his brolly up in Stockport precinct many years ago. He would have been brilliant as a clown at Billy Smart's Circus.

    I especially like number 2!

    My old housemate once peeled off the contents of his girlfriends hairbrush and stuffed it in her purse. When she was paying for her coffee in Starbucks she got an almighty fright!

    I'm not bothering replying to the 'bullying' comments on here as they are totyally missing the point so much so I think they are just trying to be obtuse. I am going to be on the recieving end when my 'prank' is realised. It is what friends sometimes do.
  • BarryClarke
    BarryClarke Posts: 1
    Rick Chasey is exactly the type of penis that deserves to be wound up and maybe then bullied for bein such a big girl about it.

    Without people like you, wind ups wouldn't exist. They're aimed at people like you because you go running for your little rule book so you can p!ss and moan about it and act like the little drama queen you are.

    Stealing someones highlighters is bullying because he shook with anger????
    Please!! He sounds like he's one lunchbreak short of bringing his favourite Uzi to work.
    Let's see what your little rule book will have to say about him mowing 15 work colleagues down in the canteen after the monday briefings.

    I think if i worked with you i'd wrap you in cling film and kick you round the car park until you agreed to laugh about it
    ....and before you start with your "IM A MANAGER AND I WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT...I WOULD SACK YOU" shit.....save it.

    I wouldn't work for a bell end like you even if it did give me a giggle
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    BarryClarke wrote:
    Rick Chasey is exactly the type of penis that deserves to be wound up and maybe then bullied for bein such a big girl about it.

    Without people like you, wind ups wouldn't exist. They're aimed at people like you because you go running for your little rule book so you can p!ss and moan about it and act like the little drama queen you are.

    Stealing someones highlighters is bullying because he shook with anger????
    Please!! He sounds like he's one lunchbreak short of bringing his favourite Uzi to work.
    Let's see what your little rule book will have to say about him mowing 15 work colleagues down in the canteen after the monday briefings.

    I think if i worked with you i'd wrap you in cling film and kick you round the car park until you agreed to laugh about it
    ....and before you start with your "IM A MANAGER AND I WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT...I WOULD SACK YOU" shoot.....save it.

    I wouldn't work for a bell end like you even if it did give me a giggle

    First post? :roll:
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  • IronHorse100
    IronHorse100 Posts: 302
    tbh Rick, I think you had that one coming. Lighten-the-f*ck-up!

    EDIT: the previous post wasn't by me BTW!
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Rick's just grumpy, leave him alone :( He needs more hugs!
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    :shock: :shock:

    That's one almighty trawl through the Cake Stop BarryGeorge.

    You're not by any chance this forum's most banned member, are you?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I think he could be Rick Chaseys ex. :D:D

    Or the man who tied a talc filled glove to Rick's car....and was caught
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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    You know the jugs of water they have in college canteens? I kling-filmed a beaker expecting someone to try to pour the water in and get it everywhere. Instead some weird lad took the beaker and dunked it into the jug. After two attempts to fill the beaker he looked at it, set it down and got another one. I suppose he was too lazy to lift the jug.
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  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    BarryClarke wrote:
    Rick Chasey is exactly the type of penis that deserves to be wound up and maybe then bullied for bein such a big girl about it.

    Without people like you, wind ups wouldn't exist. They're aimed at people like you because you go running for your little rule book so you can p!ss and moan about it and act like the little drama queen you are.

    Stealing someones highlighters is bullying because he shook with anger????
    Please!! He sounds like he's one lunchbreak short of bringing his favourite Uzi to work.
    Let's see what your little rule book will have to say about him mowing 15 work colleagues down in the canteen after the monday briefings.

    I think if i worked with you i'd wrap you in cling film and kick you round the car park until you agreed to laugh about it
    ....and before you start with your "IM A MANAGER AND I WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT...I WOULD SACK YOU" shoot.....save it.

    I wouldn't work for a bell end like you even if it did give me a giggle

    Best first post - ever. :D

    Rick - lighten the f*ck up. :roll:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Poor old Teagar aka Rick Chasey.

    His idea of fun is telling us all off, don't deny him his fun cakestoppers. :D
  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    Rick:-W.T.F. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    This thread is way old!

    This is stuff that was said and gone literally months ago. *sighs*

    Look at the dates!
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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    This thread is way old!

    This is stuff that was said and gone literally months ago. *sighs*

    Look at the dates!

    You're right. BarryClarke has dug up something that has been dead for months. If he was into necrophilia, the rest of us would have joined him for the gang-bang.
    :twisted: :oops:
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    But you knew one day this thread would come back to haunt you
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Homer J wrote:
    But you knew one day this thread would come back to haunt you

    Yeah...
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